February 26, 2008

The Wild, Wild Science World of the India Daily Technology Team

Rare picture of "The Team"

Today I have discovered, via my close reading of "The Blog That Nobody Reads" a new source for breaking science news that will, dare I say it, change the world. It is India Daily Technology Team!

This is science reporting as it should be but never is. This is science reporting that goes where no science has gone before and beams down the goods. This is science reporting that probably has Al Gore's unlisted brain chip on direct download. This is science reporting that passes through a chronosynclastic infundibulum into a brand new universe; a universe that puts the lie to those who say, "You can't make this shit up!," with a rousing "Yes. We can!"

The archives of the India Daily Technology Team are vast and daunting. Here's a small selection of this crack science reporting that can crack science and your skull at the same time. Strap on your tinfoil hat!

Giving the Big Bang a Boost!

Some 13.7 billion years ago, after the big bang, the Universe plunged into darkness. Neither stars nor quasars had yet been formed which could illuminate the vast space. The Universe was a cold and opaque place. Some thing went wrong, according to some scientists. Intervention was needed by the Type IV civilization that created the big bang in their massive inter-universe particle colliders.

Why? Because the Big Bang malfunctioned. That's why.

The big bang created a black hole in the hyperspace - our universe with three spatial dimensions and a forward moving single time dimension. According to scientists this was the start of 'dark ages' that was eventually corrected through the intervention of the Type IV civilization.

UFOS - How exactly do they phone home without going over on their minutes? Simple, they use "stealth."

Scientists are now completely at shock to learn that most of the extraterrestrial communication takes place not in the frequencies terrestrial communication happen. The advanced extraterrestrial civilizations communicate using gravity waves, the dark matters and interfaces through the higher dimensions.

Wear Your Seat Belt! Aliens to throw solar system into reverse! New Global Doom Date Revealed "December 21, 2012 - are you ready?"

The simultaneous polar reversal in earth and sun will throw the solar system out of whack. That will cause massive upheaval in the earth. At that point of time, the extraterrestrials will officially show up and put "cosmic seat belts" around us as they apply the superpower of the Hyperspace to bring the solar system back to what it is today.

The UFOda Triangles UFO/Government No Fly Zones

Computer models show interesting correlation between UFO sightings and avoidance of flights by the Air Forces in that region of the world. What that really means is that Governments know where UFOs will operate their flight activities and these days cooperating Governments avoid flying into those regions.

But how, you ask, do they run air traffic control in these UFOda Triangles? It's a secret to everyone except the India Daily Technology Team!

Some scientists and engineers believe the communications are taking place secretly at very special short-wavelength, high-frequency signals that occupy the electromagnetic spectrum above 190 THz in the infrared range.... The communication in many cases are electro-magnetically shielded and encrypted. There are researchers all around the world who are receiving such signals and are working on reverse engineering the shield as well as the encryption. It will not be long before someone comes out with complete details of these secret communication mechanisms.

Super Colossal: Fretting Over Energy Futures in an Overheated World approaching peak oil? Fret no more.

The ultimate unlimited source of alternate energy that will change the world for ever - it is not hydrogen, not solar, not nuclear - it is the colossal electromagnetic waves. Scientists are finally finding clues to the unlimited source of alternate energy. It is not hydrogen, not solar, not nuclear and not something that you hear from alternate energy source specialists. It is something that runs the Universe, causes gravitation and so on. It is the colossal electromagnetic waves.

Lassoing ZPE: Faster than speed of light space travel? No problem. Scientists on the job!

Scientists are finding early evidence of the fact that super advanced alien type IV civilizations are capable of traveling through the Hyperpsace and Universes instantaneously ... They do it by converting mass into zero point energy (ZPE), isolating illusion of time from the overlap and reaching the state of integrated singularity. The ZPE is then sent to the exact spatial in the Hyperspace or any part of the Universes. Isolating time this way allows type IV alien civilizations to travel to any part of the Universe, other Universes and the 5-D Hyperspace instantaneously.

Flee to Hyperspace: Only 5 billion years to get into the escape pod!

Scientists now have started understanding how our universe one will become a very cool place. It will stop expanding and just die. Our universe is 15 billion years old. The universe, according to some numerical simulation models, has a 20 billion years of life. That means our civilization has just five billion years to get to the Hyperspace and escape complete destruction.

Not All UFOs Are Created Equal

Many of the UFOs that we see all around us are time travelers from future human and alien civilizations. They use the same wormhole network of interconnectivity but change the exit point of the wormhole to a different time reference. The time to make the time travel is shortened by million factors because advanced civilizations separate time and space within a wormhole and accelerate the time dimension backward while keeping the space same.

And Just Where Do the UFOs Hide? Right Under Your Feet!

There are approximately 2000 sites all over the world that is suspected to be underground UFO bases. These bases are deep in the tectonic plates in the continental crust. Some times they are more than 30 miles deep almost at the end of the earth's crust. The thicker the crust, there is more probabilities of UFO bases.

Rapture En Route! Death of the Earth in 2012? Don't Worry. Be Happy.

The earth may become a planet not suitable to support intelligent life forms any more. What happened to Atlantis many years back may happen to the whole earth in a mega scale. All these can be caused due to excessive solar storms and weakness in the earth's magnetosphere. The earth is in the process reversing its polarity and so is Sun. No one really knows what the net effects will be! .... According to some thinks tanks, our civilization may be savede by some spectacular rescue efforts by the advanced extraterrestrial type IV alien civilization. According to these future observers, there are possibilities; we will be transported out to some other planets in distant galaxies or even out of this Universe into another Universe in the Hyperspace. They see possibilities of spectacular events where our precious civilization will be saved. Some believe that something else will happen! We will not experience any significant problems at all. The extraterrestrial type IV civilizations will provide electromagnetic shield to us by hardening earth's magnetosphere by many folds.

Posted by Vanderleun at February 26, 2008 1:48 PM
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Have these folks been studying under Dr. Gene Ray, the World's Smartest Man?

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at February 26, 2008 1:53 PM

So "Enquiring" minds want to know, Gerard, when-oh-when are you going to photoshop us the necessary accessory for the Obama rallies coming soon to our hometowns? When will we see the "Wee Can" suitable for relieving oneself into while standing transfixed before the Oratory of the Great One? What fantastic slogans of change and hope will be seen on the sides?

Will the background be a blue ode to the dress that helped bring Hillary down?

Posted by: askmom at February 26, 2008 5:11 PM

"They do it by converting mass into zero point energy (ZPE), isolating illusion of time from the overlap and reaching the state of integrated singularity. The ZPE is then sent to the exact spatial in the Hyperspace or any part of the Universes."

It sounds so simple when you explain it like that. We should have thought of that years ago.

Posted by: Harry at February 26, 2008 6:32 PM

Sounds ridiculous, right?

Well, consider how ridiculous the idea of lighting a room by pushing a button on the wall would have seemed in 1750. Or that you could do molecular folding simulations on your desk would seem in 1970.

Clarke's Three Laws are true. However, the stuff about secret bases really is silly; first of all no government is that good at keeping secrets, and secondly it is unlikely bordering on impossible that any alien lifeform will look as much like us as does a Grey.

Posted by: Fletcher Christian at February 27, 2008 2:04 AM

OK, Ron Paul comes into this at some point. Or Nader. (Nadir?) I just wonder what we're gonna do when Pakistani taxi drivers REALLY CAN do warp speed.

Posted by: ed in texas at February 27, 2008 4:55 AM

"I just wonder what we're gonna do when Pakistani taxi drivers REALLY CAN do warp speed."

With any luck, God willing, I'll be dead by then.

Posted by: Former Lurker at February 29, 2008 4:55 AM

For a long time I have figured, that when the truth of the matter came to light; that the infinitely strange nature of it all, will be beyond everyone's wildest damn dreams.

Although,if the Aliens are so slick, why don't they give us a hand with straightening out our worldwide social and financial dilemmas? How many more people would they like to see eliminated, if indeed they are there and have any interest in us.

God Help Us All

Posted by: Paul Maher at December 10, 2011 4:01 PM