May 2, 2016

Remember: First shell is bird shot, second is bird shot, third is a slug.

Revolutionary Glamor is my Favorite Form of Self-Parody

There are a lot of hits in this one, but let’s be conservative, or, if you’re a follower of Christ, merciful.

“Our ancestors would be proud of us, that’s fo sho,” she says in a fake hood accent, which her white counterparts use just as convincingly. She brings up some greatest hits, like “ISIS has nothing to do with Islam” (I suppose her headscarf has nothing to do with the enslavement of Africans, which was pioneered by muslims, and she probably doesn’t know what a kaffir is either). I also suppose blacks who fought under that flag against the confederacy were “Uncle Tom motherfuckers,” as she calls a black man with a camera.

“We are brought together…by fighting,” an overzealous white lady with a fake accent says, and then slowly doubles down. Her black counterpart would have none of that moderate, liberal shit, motherfucker. In fact, with the amount of liberally strewn profanity in this video you would be led to believe that profanity also be sincerity. It reminded me of Nick Mullen’s classic tweet, “seriously, FUCK the gender binary.”

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 2, 2016 1:20 PM
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Rem 870 3" magnum

7 #4's in the pipe and 6 00buck in the sidesaddle

learn to free load over the top on the run

the bad guy doesn't know you're empty

at 25' a #4 will remove most of the head from the neck

handheld artillery piece - get one

Posted by: ghostsniper at May 2, 2016 3:00 PM

Ah, the personal bullhorn....

Right at the top of the suburban girl's Christmas list, as soon as she outgrows her pony.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at May 2, 2016 4:36 PM

Kicking someone's ass for burning the American flag should be punishable by a $1 fine.

Posted by: Snakepit Kansas at May 2, 2016 5:39 PM

Kicking a screeching twit's ass for burning the American flag should be rewarded with a Benjamin. Or two.

The hand-held artillery is correct, as is the suggested load. Careful how you shuck the empties or she will stove-pipe.

Beretta 390 series is good as well; loads from the bottom and easily fed on the move.

Posted by: Dan Patterson at May 2, 2016 6:07 PM

If you own it you get to do what you want with it, as it should always be.

I had a flag on my barracks wall, hung vertically.
A green beret squad leader didn't like it that way and latched on to me and jacked me up against the wall. I nut kicked him right into the 33rd field hospital in wurzbug. He musta got transferred while in the ICU because I never saw him again.

Don't fuk with people's shit.

Posted by: ghostsniper at May 2, 2016 7:02 PM

I always liked the birdshot that is like sand, number 20 I believe. Does a fine job on humans but doesn't damage the furniture too badly.

Posted by: Ray at May 3, 2016 11:16 AM