IN A REVELATION SURE TO HARELIP EVER'BODY ON BEAR CREEK, the 911 Commission and Clown College Graduating Class of 2004, today called for employment for life for -- themselves!
The final report of the commission investigating the Sept. 11 attacks will recommend the creation of a cabinet-level post to oversee the nation's intelligence agencies, a position that would take power away from the C.I.A., the F.B.I., the National Security Council, the Pentagon and other agencies that face blistering criticism from the panel, government officials who have seen the report said.I think making one person in government in charge of all the intelligence that is in government is a "slam dunk."
-- 9/11 Panel Urges New Post for Intelligence
But I think we should take out some insurance since, as has been seen, sometimes the intelligence does not exactly rise to the level of quotient. So, to be sure, I urge that the President appoint a non-partisan Troika.
I nominate:
Joe Wilson ............................. Dick Clarke, and....
Dick Clarke!
Three minds with but a single brain.
Posted by Vanderleun at July 17, 2004 8:11 AMWhat will we call this Sultan of Spies, the Director of Central Intelligence? Mmmm, I think that title's taken....
Posted by: slimedog at July 17, 2004 12:53 PMCorrect me if I'm wrong but isn't this the very function that the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency was supposed to perform?
Posted by: Dave Schuler at July 17, 2004 4:02 PM
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