August 29, 2008

The Idiossey by Iowahawk


The Not-Really-That-Epic Poem of Obamacles
(with Apologies to Homer)

Book the First: A question for the Muse

Speak to me, O Muse, of this resourceful man
who strides so boldly upon the golden shrine at Invescos,
Between Ionic plywood columns, to the kleig light altar.
Fair Obamacles, favored of the gods, ascends to Olympus
Amidst lusty tributes and the strumming lyres of Media;
Their mounted skyboxes echo with the singing of his name
While Olbermos and Mattheus in their greasy togas wrassle
For first honor of basking in their hero's reflected glory.

-- An excerpt of this soaring epic, this paragon of poesy by the immortaliowahawk:

Posted by Vanderleun at August 29, 2008 9:55 PM
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Some of Iowahawk's finest work. Epic.

Posted by: RKV at August 30, 2008 4:10 PM


Posted by: TmjUtah at August 30, 2008 6:05 PM

Possibly the funniest, spot-on piece that IowaHawk has ever written.

And that's saying something...

Posted by: Yanni.Znaio at August 30, 2008 8:06 PM

All Hail Caesar Arugulus!

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カシオ 時計 OthersW:46cmH:34cmD:9cm重量:2.1kg(付属品)商品実物のます為若 グッチ 時計 予めご了。Comment ZERO HALLIBURTON(ゼロハリバートン)軽量アルミア(ゼロハリ)内側は高級感雑誌や新聞な黒の革張り セイコー腕時計 (合成皮革)あります。 腕時計 レディース 汚れに定番モデルです。

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