June 28, 2011

Bible Stories by Barnhardt

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Powers, Principalities, Prayer & ’78 Chryslers:

I am NOT in a state of superior grace from you. In fact, I am almost certain that I am a complete wreck compared to you. I’m the ’78 Cordoba. You are the Firehawk. Here, I contend, is the difference. As much of a piece of de-tuned MOPAR crap with a bad carburetor as I am, I actually put the tranny in gear and GO. Most Christian folks in the U.S. have the SLP Ram-Air 5.7 liter V-8, but never take it out of park. Hmmm. So if what I did, and what I’m doing, constitutes sputtering, crippling along, dying at every light and having to throw it in neutral and get out and push a 4000 pound, 18 foot long monstrosity through the streets . . . just imagine what y’all Firehawks could do if you would JUST. PUT. IT. IN. GEAR. -- Ann Barnhardt

Posted by Vanderleun at June 28, 2011 7:31 PM
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Posted by: Cris at June 28, 2011 8:04 PM

She reminds me of the bumper sticker so popular in the early 70's:

"I'm a fool for Jesus. Whose fool are you?"

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at June 29, 2011 2:58 AM

Real brain power on dispaly. Thanks for that answer!

Posted by: Deandre at January 6, 2012 12:19 AM