January 6, 2006

The Google of the Neuter is Faintly Heard Throughout the Land

AN ALTERNATIVE TITLE for this item was "Hapless LA Times Columnist Admits He's Not Gay and Has a Two Inch Penis," but that would have been too cruel. True, but too cruel. After all, Joel Stein, writer of I'm not gay, I'm a wuss! has evidently been a drive-by reader of American Digest:

A few months ago, I Googled an article on some blog about how my voice on the radio is the voice of a "neuter ... educated and acculturated out of ... any gender at all."

That would be my essay The Voice of the Neuter is Heard Throughout the Land @ AMERICAN DIGEST that begins,

LIKE SOME HAGGARD CRACK WHORE banging on the door of a dealer's den willing to do anything , the hapless Joel ( "I despise our troops." ) Stein has been passed randomly about the blogsphere in the last couple of days.

A bit harsh, I grant you, but the punishment must fit the slime.

Of course Stein in his girly-man prose, is being much less than genuine about his slighting glance at my essay The Voice of the Neuter is Heard Throughout the Land . It wasn't a "few months ago," but most likely just last month, or even more likely, just last week as he was writing his column. After all, he had to pull in the quote which he notably eviscerates in a "rit of fealous jage."

We do so love elisons of the kind Stein employs. Elisions (those coy little "..."s) are the lying writer's

best friend. After all, they seem to say what the person quoted actually said. Of course they don't, but they seem that way.

Stein quotes me as saying: my [Stein's] voice on the radio is the voice of a "neuter ... educated and acculturated out of ... any gender at all."

What the passage actually says in full is:

Above all, it is a sexless voice. Not, I hasten to add, a "gay" voice. Not that at all. It is neither that gentle nor that musical. Nor is it that old shabby lisping stereotype best consigned to the dustbin of popular culture. No, this is a new old voice of a generation of ostensible men and women who have been educated and acculturated out of, or say rather, to the far side of any gender at all. It is, as I have indicated above, the voice of the neutered. And in this I mean that of the transitive verb: To castrate or spay. The voice and the kids that carry it is the triumphant achievement of our halls of secondary and higher education. These children did not speak this way naturally, they were taught. And like good children seeking only to please their teachers and then their employers, they learned.

Now, that's gotta leave a mark, if you don't mind my saying so. I give Stein full credit for finding or borrowing enough testosterone to quote even a smidgen of it. I give him much less credit for failing to identify the blog and the essay he's upset by. But he has his reasons. Reasons hidden from his readers in the manner of his kind.

Let's be candid, Joel. You never would have mentioned this page at all if it hadn't been read to millions by Rush Limbaugh, and therefore raised from a blog essay to something that was heard and laughed at by massive numbers of Americans.

Like most members of the neutered media, its not the criticism you can't take, its the exposure of what you are to millions. Break out of your wussitude, Joel. Cowboy up.

Until then, I'm going to have to downsize my estimate that you have a two inch penis. You have no dick whatsoever.

A tough condition to be in Joel when you are, as we learn in the holy book of Good Morning Vietnam "You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."

Posted by Vanderleun at January 6, 2006 10:21 AM
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Amazing. First he asks a lesbian how to act like a man and then resigns himself to castrated life.
This guy is utterly clueless.

Posted by: Dan at April 6, 2006 12:04 PM

I think I love you.

Posted by: Babs at April 6, 2006 1:05 PM

Dear Gerard,
I might claim "mind rays", but truth is the "The Voice of the Neuter" haunts me. I include the link to it often. I am so glad you're brought it forward. No one should miss it. That's what I thought at 3AM ET last night, the "mind rays" thingy.

A few days ago Vasko Kohlmayer emailed me asking if I would be so kind to distribute his review of a new documentary:
The Siege of Western Civilization

Vasko writes from London at American Thinker. He has lived under the Soviet tyranny and writes and warns from personal knowledge.

Last night Vasko emailed, happy that GatewayPundit had linked to the review. I am hoping more of the recipients of my email will likewise respond, but I have digressed.

Back to "mind rays":
Realizing that it is only recently that I had added Vasko to the dreaded Larwyn email alerts, at the end of my Thurs 4/06 3:17PM reply, I included the following:

I am including links from some of my favorites.
I hope you will enjoy reading each one. (Enjoy really is not the word)
A few minutes ago I just finished reading the last of the links.
These insightful beautifully written pieces are linked to each other,
to your writings, warnings and to Herb Meyer's documentary,
The Siege of Western Civilization:

The Voice of the Neuter is Heard Throughout the Land
written by Gerard Vanderleun in response
to hearing Joel Stein,a "columnist" for the LAT, in a radio interview with
Hugh Hewitt. Stein had written an article very demeaning to our military.
Gerard captures it beautifully.

I was so WOWed by the "Voice" essay I sent it to Robert
Godwin of OneCosmos. Bob's forte is the spiritual -- the vertical.
"Voice" inspired him to expand on Gerard's piece with:
The Pathetic Last Children of Nietzsche's Pitiable Last Men

And finally:
Last evening, Gerard posted an excerpt from this chilling tale.
Chilling because it is based on the truth, on the progression of
the Stein LAT piece thru Gerard's and Robert's to your writings,
your knowings and your warnings to a man from the near future:
Dan Simmons - Author's Official Web Site

Wish we could get these to the French and the rest of that
sorry continent that wants no memory and cannot face the world as it is.
God Bless

Herb Meyer's documentary The Siege of Western Civilization has put the knowledge and the warning in a format for those who may have neither time nor inclination to read the truths. Hopefully visual depiction's will help to clear their minds of the daily video clips presented by the LSM.

Here's the link to Vasko's review:

Once you have been WOWed again by Gerard, please follow the links. It won't make for a great weekend or night's sleep, but if just one speaks to you enough, to be brave enough, to open dialog with those that do not want memories, those that still wallow in "the warm mud of Me", you will be honoring these very definitely NOT NEUTERED voices.

("the warm mud of Me" quoted from Gerard's "On the Return of History" - another keeper.

Babs, Sorry girl, I loved him first, but I am so old, I'm willing to share.

Posted by: LARWYN at April 6, 2006 2:37 PM

You may say Joel Stein is not a man, but I'll tell you this: he's man enough to wax his bikini area.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at April 6, 2006 3:25 PM

Ouch. One could hear that smack all the way down here in the Mojave.

Posted by: P.A. Breault at April 6, 2006 3:44 PM

That guy is still around?

Posted by: Eric Blair at April 7, 2006 5:59 AM