October 9, 2009

Play Milky for Me: The Mike Loads Chronicles

Iowahawk is on the case with Dial 'M' For Maternity Excerpts from the new Mike Loads gyno-mystery by Andrew Sullivan

Nine months is a lot of time. Enough time to rehab a darling vacation bungalow on Cape Cod. Enough time for a whirlwind romance with the contractor. The birds 'n' bees boys down at the OB/GYN lab claim that's how long it takes to hatch a baby. But in my line of work you learn it's also plenty enough time to hatch a plot -- maybe the single biggest stinking political gestation coverup plot ever to hit P-town. My name is Loads. To me, everything is a mystery.
READ. IT. NOW.

Posted by Vanderleun at October 9, 2009 6:25 PM
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"Oh yeah? Well, let me tell you something, commissioner," I said, my blood rising to a slow boil. "I may have taken more balls to the chin than Minnie Minoso...

Led the league 10 times in HBPs. I didn't know that.

Brilliant. Brilliant, just brilliant.

Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2009 12:23 AM

Genius. We can only hope that he next takes on Charles Frogster Queeg in The Con Mutiny.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at October 10, 2009 10:40 AM

Iowahawk is a national treasure.

When one of her hatch-lings emerges as a faster, stronger, a$$kickinger Mrs. Palin to win the hearts and minds of the American people, our new Rogue in Chief should appoint Iowahawk as her new Poet Laureate (P.L.U.S.).

Posted by: monkeyfan at October 10, 2009 7:47 PM