July 22, 2009

When Obama Speaks, The Press Slobbers

"Let me tell you how it will be....
Here's one for you nineteen for me....
Don't ask me what I want it for,
If you don't want to pay some more...."

As someone wise put it to me today, after watching the shameless fellatio festival called a Press Conference, "Can you imagine a claim any more cynical and absurd than that the government will control costs by finding and eliminating inefficiencies?"

We then moved on to the Obama's bright and shining weasel moment when The Big Promise of November began to circle the bowl in Obama's memory toilet: ""If I see a proposal primarily funded through taxing middle-class families, I'm going to be opposed to it," he said. Translation: Up to 49.9% funded by the middle class will be okay. Historians will note this was the moment when the vast middle class began to feel the fangs of the president sink deeply into their ass.

As Texas Guinan used to say to folks that walked into her speakeasy: "Hello, Suckers! Come on in and leave your wallet on the bar."

Take it away, Beatles!

Posted by Vanderleun at July 22, 2009 9:44 PM
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You simply can not believe a word he says. Whatever it is, he means the opposite.

Posted by: DanO at July 22, 2009 11:10 PM

Texas Gilliam?

Mary Louise Cecilia "Texas" Guinan (1884 -– 1933) saloon keeper, actress, and entrepreneur.

Posted by: Fat Man at July 22, 2009 11:20 PM

Proof that he's not even done a day's work in his present office?

Look at that damn nail on his index finger. Only way it's useful at that untrimmed length is to pick government cheese boogers from his pinnochioistic probiscus.

Only time I ever see nails like that on men, is in the criminal underclass who grow them like that on their pinky as a coke scoop or for other various and sundry reasons.

You can learn a lot about men, and women by their hands. His are not the hands of a man. At least not a man in the sense that men are measured.

Somwhere, there must be a picture of him in drag. Of this, I have no doubt.

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2009 11:24 PM

Damn, I knew it was Guinan but my fingers didn't. Thanks.

Posted by: Vanderleun at July 23, 2009 12:47 AM

Wasn't it the Mandarins in China who let their pinky nails grow to several inches in length to show that they never soiled their hands with manual labor? I have seen the special sheaths they had made to both protect and adorn these.

I know a big fellow who let his thumbnail grow out about 3/4 inch then filed it to a point. He played a lot of basketball and said that on defense jamming this into the small of an opponents back tended to discourage any leaning toward the basket.

I don't know if Hussein's nails are weapons or an affectation. Maybe a little of both?

Posted by: scory at July 23, 2009 6:50 AM

Obama is relentless in his assaults against traditional values, isn't he?

He breaks down the element of trust between law enforcement and the citizens that the officers have sworn to protect (as a community).

He attacks the bonds of trust between citizens and their physicians.

The goal is a Hobbesian world where no one trusts another and only Leviathan remains. In that Time, films and books released prior to the Fall will seem quaint and alarming - people did that? People said that? Too much chaos! Better to erase those artifacts, banish them. Destroy them.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2009 8:53 AM


Love the video.

Posted by: Cathy at July 23, 2009 9:56 AM

Boy be agein'. Fast. Good.

Posted by: sherlock at July 23, 2009 9:04 PM