April 23, 2016

Saturday Was Earth Day: Honor Gaia and Help a Hippie Achieve the State of Compost

Sane and thoughtful people upon viewing this quite naturally say, "Get me a gun. No, the bigger one."

Posted by Vanderleun at April 23, 2016 2:10 AM
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"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

You've got to be shitting me.

Bill Henry

Posted by: Bill Henry at April 22, 2010 1:46 AM

Looks like someone ate the wrong fungus.


Posted by: jwm at April 22, 2010 4:58 AM

What would totally make this video would be a pack of wild ravening wolves.

Posted by: john at April 22, 2010 5:00 AM

A fitting finish would be to have a large bear appear and put an end to her derangement.

Posted by: wildman at April 22, 2010 5:30 AM

I don't know if I am sane and thoughtful. I could only watch 30 seconds.

Posted by: Becky at April 22, 2010 6:38 AM

I jumped the gun and put this up on Facebook yesterday:

I'm challlenging everyone who believes that mankind is the Greatest Evil Ever and that whatever we do to the planet is irreversible to adhere consistently to their principles and off themselves to Save The Planet. An added benefit would be that we'd be spared their eternal, self-righteous, busybodyesque whining, world without end, amen.

Posted by: WWWebb at April 22, 2010 6:57 AM

I saw that video a couple of years ago.

It's still funny.

Posted by: Eric Blair at April 22, 2010 7:19 AM

Why aren't these fools in Mississippi being outraged at the way cotton plants are being abused. I personally am horrified at the child abuse these clodhoppers are committing stepping on all those tree sedings getting to this tree Shiva.


Posted by: Bozo the 1st at April 22, 2010 7:59 AM

I really hope that they're kneeling in poison ivy.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at April 22, 2010 8:13 AM

Remember that these fools vote. Ponder that for too long and you may never sleep again.

Posted by: Jeremy at April 22, 2010 9:21 AM

"If a tree falls in the forest..."

I hope it falls squarely on these fruitcakes...

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at April 22, 2010 10:50 AM

My sides hurt from laughing so hard...

Posted by: John R at April 22, 2010 12:09 PM

Nice parka that one woman is wearing. Did she weave it herself?

Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 22, 2010 12:18 PM

When the new order comes in, these lunatics are always among the first to be executed.

Posted by: WWWebb at April 22, 2010 12:57 PM

Made my day! But it is hard to believe this is not some sort of spoof filmed by conservative college students...are you SURE that last person wasn't James O'Keefe in drag?

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2010 2:01 PM

Hippies...Comedy f'n gold.

Posted by: monkeyfan at April 22, 2010 3:07 PM

People, bears and wolves would be way too humane. I vote for death-by-nibbling by those thousands of minks the German wackos released. The irony warms me.

Posted by: Ed at April 22, 2010 4:21 PM

Conservative college students? That's an oxymoron.

Posted by: MarkJ at April 22, 2010 5:25 PM

Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires

Posted by: Ben Wobbles at April 22, 2010 6:06 PM

Oh! I thought I was watching Avatar again..

Posted by: Alysnrobin at April 23, 2010 9:03 AM

Conservative values. Class Warfare is for dope-smoking commies.
Stand on your own.
No leeching.
No whining.
Fuck the hippies. Hanify

Posted by: chasmatic at April 19, 2015 9:56 PM

Oh noes, they are clubbing baby potatoes for their skins.

Posted by: tripletap at April 20, 2015 3:16 AM

trip: that's almost as bad as tofu turkey.

The only thing that'll straighten 'em out is a good hard punch in the face.
They be spittin' teeth like Chiclets.

Celebrate Assholes Get a Punch in the Face Day.

Posted by: chasmatic at April 20, 2015 6:08 AM

Their brainpower is not equivalent to the amount of free time on their hands.

Couple days in the salt mines would square away that imbalance.

Posted by: ghostsniper at April 20, 2015 7:53 AM

Earth First! We'll log the other planets later.

Posted by: jack at April 20, 2015 8:24 AM

Take away their synthetic fibers, petroleum derived rubber shoes, etc. Let them stay and worship Gaia as they see fit. They'll be gone before winter.

Posted by: ignore amos at April 20, 2015 8:28 AM

I, too, sing a song of the Old Growth. In the key of chainsaw.


Posted by: Wilson at April 20, 2015 8:49 AM

One, maybe two Claymores mounted at about waist-level would do the trick. And Gaia would be a better place for it.

Posted by: waltj at April 20, 2015 12:31 PM

that's a lot of pot smoking!

Posted by: pinklady at April 20, 2015 2:23 PM

Never forget that some, maybe all, of these people are today likely inhabiting cubicles at the Departments of Energy and Interior and almost certainly at the EPA.

Posted by: scory at April 20, 2015 2:58 PM

The narrator sounds an awful lot like the late art critic Robert Hughes.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2015 4:11 PM

You've got to be shitting me.

Posted by: Bill Henry at April 20, 2015 6:06 PM

Quote my father (a logger) when asked if cutting old growth was viable. "Hell, if you don't cut them down, they'll just fall down."

Posted by: Casey Klahn at April 20, 2015 6:48 PM

Non compost mentis

Posted by: KMM at April 20, 2015 7:36 PM

Group therapy for the Gaia worshippers. Lord knows they need therapy. But chasmatic's punch in the face is the therapy they really require.

Posted by: Jimmy J. at April 20, 2015 8:25 PM