June 3, 2011

DEAR AMERICAN SUBJECTS, GET USED TO EATING LESS FOOD! Here's Michelle O's New $2 Million Dinner Plate for Hers, Yours, and No Child's Fat Behind

It's just "work, work, work, work" when you are "Lady Numero Uno" and trying to cut the American lard from the center on out:

[Yes, getting to this socko, memorable design really did cost $2M]

After turning out our $2 million dinner plate[***] at the Department of Agriculture yesterday, (Wow! even Big Guy’s fundraisers can’t charge that much!) in our summery, stripey topped frock we had to prepare for our next big event: this year’s Architectural Award Ceremonies. --- Michelle Obama's Mirror

[***] Post indicated the U.S.D.A. Spent approximately $2 million to develop and promote the new logo to replace the food pyramid. The campaign is being used to convey several health messages such as eating smaller portions, drinking water over sugary drinks, minimizing salt intake and switching to low-fat or fat-free milk. -- Food Pyramid Replacement Icon To Be Unveiled June 2 | HULIQ

Posted by Vanderleun at June 3, 2011 1:44 PM
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Well are finally able to justify affirmative action. Imagine how fat Michelle's arms would be without this plate. Genius. Now we can all have Michelle's arms.

Posted by: RedCarolina at June 3, 2011 2:12 PM

Aw, Gerard! WAAAAY to complicated. This is much easier. And it makes far more sense.

Posted by: Jewel at June 3, 2011 2:21 PM

How many Americans would Michelle's ample ass feed?

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at June 3, 2011 3:03 PM

Jewel, I believe the diet you are referring to is the Paleo diet. You are right. It is very easy to follow. If Michelle Obama would follow it, maybe she would look slimmer from the waist down? Or, maybe not.

Posted by: at June 3, 2011 3:08 PM

Don. I could have gone my whole life and several passages in Purgatory without that thought.

Posted by: Frank P at June 3, 2011 3:28 PM

Is Obama's rubber chicken fund gouging going to use this plate? Right.... I can just see those 'do as I say folks' eating from that selection.

Posted by: Peccable at June 3, 2011 4:22 PM

Adam Smith said: "It is the highest impertinence and presumption, therefore, in kings and ministers, to pretend to watch over the economy of private people"

And it goes double for the subject of food. There is no one, not a single person, in Washington D.C. or in the employment of the Federal, state, or local governments of these United States (or in any other government anywhere or at any time, now or in the future) who has the knowledge, wisdom, and experience to tell me how to live my life, what to eat, what to do, or how to do it.

Michelle Obama is a perfectly normal looking adult woman of her race, sex, age, and maternal status. Yes, she has a fat a$$, but it is well within the normal range. However, the moment she opens her yap about what anybody, other than her minor children, eats, it is perfectly legitimate to make fun of her caboose.

We need to start pushing back against the tidal wave of bu11$#;+ flowing out of Washington. Somebody shows me one of those pie charts and I am going to make him eat it.

Posted by: Fat Man at June 3, 2011 9:10 PM

I've seen Michelle's plate. All catagories
say "ribs"

Posted by: Hot Tips 2011 at June 4, 2011 2:50 AM