April 25, 2009

BREAKING! Perez Hilton accepts exclusive North American rights to distribute swine flu!

Caution, this may hurt your eyes, so I've hidden it beyond the jump.


Posted by Vanderleun at April 25, 2009 2:09 PM
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Augh! Where's the bleach?!?!
I should really know better by now...

Posted by: Julie at April 25, 2009 2:32 PM

It's scum like this that give blue hair a bad name.

Posted by: askmom at April 25, 2009 4:25 PM

Gerard's doing the 'Rotten dot com' thing. It's one of those perverse human qualities:

"Hey, you wanna see something really nasty?"
"No. Lemme take a look."
"Yargh! Why did I look at that?"
"Hey, you wanna see something really nasty?..."

We bite on it every time.


Posted by: jwm at April 25, 2009 5:36 PM

Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Moore, and James Wolcott may challenge his right to exclusive distribution in a law court somewhere on the Left Coast.

Posted by: Connecticut Yankee at April 25, 2009 7:16 PM

Cut off a pig's unit and stuff it in his mouth.

Posted by: MarkH at April 25, 2009 8:25 PM

If only we could do a Florida on stupidity. (cf Andrew Jackson and the state of Florida.)

Posted by: Alan Kellogg at April 26, 2009 4:40 AM

A publicity stunt obviously. What is worse: the as****e making the statement, the as****e who reported the statement...or even yet, the as****e reading the statement...and then getting upset...and commenting on some right-wing extremist blog...

Posted by: Stevo at April 26, 2009 5:53 AM

What was Rodney Dangerfield's line?

"Derek, you're the poster boy for birth control."

Substitute 'Perez' for 'Derek'. And the blue hair?

Thornton Melon: [Derek has blue hair] Is that your real hair?
Derek: What do ya think?
Thornton Melon: I think you're trying to get back at your parents, that's what I think.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 26, 2009 10:03 AM

Beware the garishly-dyed young man who offers you an injection.

Posted by: Rich Fader at April 26, 2009 11:31 AM