December 4, 2014

Because Gay Love Has NO Pride!

I warn you all this this video can induce projectile vomiting as well as set back equality for cowgirls in cowboy hats and beard stubble a hundred years. Only the strong -- and those who have not recently eaten -- should press play for a sample of the JATO-assist bullshit launch of this stroke victim in a walker as a candidate for president because.... because.... "Because Vagina!"

The Annotated Lyrics of That Incredible Hillary 2016 Song

I've been thinkin' about one great lady like the women in my life ["Women" ≠ "one great lady"]
She's a mother, a daughter, and through it all, she's a lovin' wife [Are these really the first credentials you want to cite for supporting someone running for president?]
Oh, there is something about her, this great lady, caring, hard-working, once a First Lady [expertly rhymes "lady" with "lady"]
She fights for country and my family, now it's time for us to stand up
*BOOM BOOM CLAP* [very "We Will Rock You"!]
With Hillary
Stand up
With Hillary

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 4, 2014 11:44 AM
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Its gotta be parody, right? No serious country musician would do this.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 4, 2014 11:51 AM

I'm not going to ruin my eyes and kill more brain cells.

Posted by: ghostsniper at December 4, 2014 12:34 PM

That’s strange, after viewing I feel like running to the nearest foreign consulate, kill the residing ambassador and any of his security detail. Huh.

Posted by: tim at December 4, 2014 12:51 PM

Should have gone with the Guess Who and "Benghazi Woman":

Benghazi woman gonna mess your mind

Benghazi woman, stay away from me
Benghazi woman, mama let me be
Don't come hangin' around my door
I don't wanna see your face no more

I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you
Now woman, I said stay away
Benghazi woman, listen what I say

Posted by: mushroom at December 4, 2014 1:02 PM

>>>>She's a mother, a daughter, and through it all, she's a lovin' wife

My wife could run on those credentials!

Posted by: Repair_Man_Jack at December 4, 2014 1:13 PM

"I've been thinking of an over-aged lady, biggest cankles I've seen in my life..she's a lover of other men's daughters, but she plays the token wife...Nothin' good about this fake lady, a cacklin', strap-on, hard-fistin' "lady", she lies to our country and my family, now it's time to reject...

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at December 4, 2014 1:25 PM

I took your warning and did not play the commercial. I will count myself lucky if I never have to hear it. Hillary is well past her Sell by Date. Go away Hag, and stay away.

Posted by: Roger in Republic at December 4, 2014 1:32 PM

Hillary takes the 'o' out of Country.

Posted by: browncoat at December 4, 2014 2:38 PM

This professionally crafted commercial could bring Hillary's popularity among the cowboy-hat-and-country-music crowd up from zero to the low single digits!

Posted by: Jerry at December 4, 2014 3:01 PM

ROTFLMAO! This will not sell in country music land. This pretender has never been in an outhouse, picked a stall, milked a cow, or plucked a chicken. May all her campaign efforts be as lame.

As browncoat says, "Hillary takes the 'o' out of Country." Top notch comment, browncoat.

Posted by: Jimmy J. at December 4, 2014 3:31 PM

Once the outright feud develops between Hill and Bammy, we create a "pro-Hillary" bumper sticker reading "Hillary: she'll take the O out of this Country" with the O in the form of the Obama logo. Hillarity ensues.

Now we just have to find a way for a few thousand of us to keep a straight face long enough....

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 4, 2014 5:28 PM

Reminds me that I need to clean out the refrigerator. Those beans aren't getting any fresher.

Posted by: chuck at December 4, 2014 6:10 PM

Given her massive cankles, it's impossible to stand "with" Hillary.

In the general vicinity, maybe

Next county, possibly.

If she were hanging upside down from a tree branch, yes.

But "with"? 'taint possible, physics being what it is.

Posted by: Lance de Boyle at December 4, 2014 7:24 PM

That was the lamest political ad EVER! That ad wouldn't win a plurality in a special ed class. The hag is going to flame out in an absolutely spectacular fashion.

Posted by: bill at December 4, 2014 8:27 PM

I feel to call her a word that rhymes with punt, but all I can come up with is a word that rhymes with squat.

Posted by: Jewel at December 5, 2014 12:36 AM

That Jewel's a scream!

Posted by: ghostsniper at December 5, 2014 4:38 AM

This should be her "ride in a tank moment"

Posted by: Monty at December 5, 2014 5:42 AM

We all dislike Hillary and her illness, incompetence, possibly criminal acts re: Benghazi, her infamous husband. There's a lot to dislike.

I will pose a couple questions:
Who else do you think the Dems will run?
Does Hillary stand a chance of getting the nomination?
Will she stand a chance of winning?

Remember, we didn't think much of Obama's chances in '08 and we said smugly, certainly not in '12?
The Dems have a machine that puts their candidates in office and if we underestimate them we will have Hillary for a POTUS.
We Conservatives make jokes and intellectualize the campaigns, say "oh, no, that's too crazy, he (she) will never win the election".

From 2008 until now, look at what we have for elected officials and look a little harder at what a few elected officials can do by appointing (NO election, just the stroke of a pen) czars, department heads, so forth.

Today it is "read 'em and weep" and so will be tomorrow if we don't get up off the couch and do something to stop the Dems' march.
Uncle Letsgo observed that in this country we don't shoot politicians. He thought that was a bad thing.

Posted by: chasmatic at December 5, 2014 5:53 AM

I agree with Chasmatic. Hillary shouldn't win, her campaign sucks, this video is awful but... if she's the nominee, she wins. Barack Obama ran a terrible campaign and was transparently a manipulative liar, but won anyway, even with a horrible economy and foreign policy disasters in '12.

The fraud, the legacy media, and the stupid voter combine for an easy win.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 5, 2014 8:27 AM

I *watched* but didn't listen. My first thought was that pajama boy grew in some stubble, started a mullet and rummaged around for some worn jeans. Just watching is hilarious enough. I love to think how much money was spent on this and hope the singer is independently wealthy as he's unlikely to win many fans amongst the true country music crowd. Perhaps he just does commercials. I know I'm tempting fate, but I just don't see how she's elected president. As someone above said, she's past her 'sell by' date.

Posted by: Dinah at December 5, 2014 8:57 AM

Yikes! Did Hilary pay for this? If so, she's lost her mind. This is horrible. As for the singer, if he has any Grand Ole Opry fantasies he should give them up now.

Posted by: daisy at December 5, 2014 9:06 AM

Remember now. Only thing we need to consider is how many X chromosomes a candidate has. That and how much melanin in the skin. Because shut up.

Posted by: OldFert at December 5, 2014 10:29 AM

Wow. I thought this might be the Onion. Unbelievable, simply reality challenged chutzpah by Hillary's handlers tko release this.

The singer is not a singer, per the bread-crumb trail at youtube... its an actor named Jason Tobias, per imdb, no actual released films, but lots in pre-production. Probably some megadonors trust fund kid.

I wonder if he actually sang, give how pretty and polished production, imho probably dubbed. I can't imagine Jason having a real career in country now or later, with this ridiculous fantasy bauble...

This is a caricature of progtard agitprop, sort of a pre-alzheimers milestone for HRC...

Posted by: bff at December 5, 2014 11:43 AM

In one of her own speeches this Hippy freak has promised, if elected, to build a memorial with taxpayer money at Woodstock to commemorate "WHAT THEY DID THERE".

She's a twin sister of Jezebel who in the Scripture built images to her gods on the mountaintops.

Anyone that would vote for this weird bitch deserves not a punch in the face but a kick in the teeth.

Posted by: Denny at December 5, 2014 12:12 PM

Looking back in time, learning hindsight’s always right.
Whitewater to Benghazi, after all this time
what does it even matter?
And now it’s 20-16 and this time I’m a thinking,
We can't survive another mistake.
Oh I been thinkin’ about one vicious lady
Unlike the women in my life, She’s a political whore, a liar and through it all she’s Bill's enabling wife.
Oh, there is something about her…this greedy lady.
Uncaring, far left once a First lady
She fights for herself and leaves brave men to die.
Now it’s time for us to Stand Against Hillary
Hillary. Stand against Hillary
Don’t matter if you’re living across this great land in a red or a blue state. Cuz Our American Dream is at stake, and there’s some hard choices, that need to be made.
We’re needing a leader who’s tough and ready, whose got vision.
For me it ain't Hillary. It's Ted Cruz.
And that’s my final decision.
Oh I been thinking about one Alinskyite lady
Unlike the women in my life
She’s a political whore, a liar and through it all she’s Bill's enabling wife
Oh there is something about her…this untrustworthy lady
Uncaring, far left once a First lady
She fights only for herself
Now it’s time for us to Stand against Hillary
Stand America against Hillary

Posted by: RM at December 5, 2014 12:15 PM

This will sure bring in the "Brokeback Mountain" country crowd. Not sure how it'll do in Flyover Country.

Posted by: Hangtown Bob at December 5, 2014 1:00 PM

I note that actual images of Shrillary only amount to a few seconds of the total clip, and are repeated and then removed, almost in ashamed haste... There are also no obvious recent images of her. Hardly surprising, I guess; they'd be too scary. List of career accomplishments? Zero.

Don't make the same mistakes we did with Julia Gillard; make sure she doesn't get in... Being an Aussie just means I can't do this myself; and we'll still definitely suffer with her as President.

This ad is terrible anyway!

Posted by: Jack Dwyer at December 5, 2014 2:58 PM