April 27, 2012

Welcome to My New Cardio Rehab Routine

It's working. But, hey, how could it not work?

In other personal health related news, it is widely known that the rapid and professional application of CPR saved my life. Accordingly, I am doing all I can to spread an awareness of the proper techniques of applying CPR. I have carefully reviewed many different video training films. This, for at least about half our population plus women in comfortable shoes, is by far the most accurate and memorable:

Update: PA Cat in the comments notes, "Gerard, surely you can find a CPR video with a handsome hunk."

Right. Here you go then, lady, even though I don't normally highlight hunks.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 27, 2012 11:20 AM
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Yo, Stosh, who's the cute Hungarian babe???

Posted by: Shooter1001 at April 27, 2012 11:34 AM

You are such a dog, Shooter. I'd think less of you except for the fact I wondered that myself.

Posted by: vanderleun at April 27, 2012 11:35 AM

My partner in CPR class was an achingly cute coworker in a miniskirt. She didn't need CPR to revive the dead.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at April 27, 2012 11:56 AM

Woof Woof!

Posted by: Shooter1001 at April 27, 2012 12:03 PM

My vote for best AD post of month…strike that, year…nope, ever!!!

Wait, must watch again to verify such a claim…


Posted by: tim at April 27, 2012 12:20 PM

C'mon, Gerard, surely you can find a CPR video with a handsome hunk of a baseball player as the model?
The Cubs and Astros in particular always need revival . . . . Yeah, it's that time of year.

Posted by: PA Cat at April 27, 2012 1:50 PM

Need a workout partner, G?

Posted by: Daphne at April 27, 2012 2:28 PM

That story over at HA yesterday about the comely young lass who gave her brother her kidney, only to have it begin to be rejected, and thus hurriedly re-installed in an elderly physician?

The old buzzard looked like he was wondering what other health miracles he might experience if she gave him the rest of herself, too: "Um, about this little erectile problem I've been having..."

Posted by: sherlock at April 27, 2012 3:12 PM

Remember to do chest compressions to "Stayin Alive"

Posted by: Brett_McS at April 27, 2012 3:48 PM

Now taking workout partner applications.

Posted by: vanderleun at April 27, 2012 4:08 PM

Cute and sexy. But Vinnie's is better, and more memorable: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ILxjxfB4zNk

Posted by: Al Johnson at April 27, 2012 5:26 PM

Thanks, Gerard! Even if it isn't Chase Utley or Jeff Francoeur.

Posted by: PA Cat at April 27, 2012 5:52 PM

"We need a volunteer that ain't breathing." [sssssssslidethunk!] "Here's one I made earlier."

Posted by: Rich Fader at April 27, 2012 6:14 PM


Posted by: Daphne at April 27, 2012 6:39 PM

The wrong 'Vinnie', shouldda got Vinnie Barbarino!

Posted by: Shooter1001 at April 28, 2012 6:57 AM

Nothing is sacred anymore.

Posted by: RedCarolina at April 28, 2012 9:05 AM

Wow - you're all right! None of those sharp lookin' dudes were wearing shorts! Very classy...

Posted by: M00se at April 28, 2012 11:49 AM