January 8, 2010

Something Wonderful: This is a MAN'S world!

Feats of skill that no woman could master because all women would think, "Why bother?" (A fatal intellectual weakness for which we forgive them because they are cute and have no hair patches on their chests.)

Thanks be to Cassandra and Little Miss Attila.

Posted by Vanderleun at January 8, 2010 10:39 AM
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A fatal intellectual weakness for which we forgive them because they are cute, have no hair patches on their chests and pretend to find us fascinating while actually being bemused.

There. Fixed it for ya'.

Posted by: Western Chauvinist at January 8, 2010 12:04 PM

El Tapeo!

Westerm Chauvinist: Fascinated. Bemused. Eh, so long as they're paying attention.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at January 8, 2010 12:44 PM

We men have a different set of curiousity trigger points than women.

For instance: If Alexander Fleming had been AlexandrA Fleming, she would have thrown the famous mouldy orange in the trash after exclaiming, "EEEEWWWW, GROSS!"

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at January 8, 2010 1:05 PM

Oh, but how we love to be bemused!

Posted by: Sara (Pal2Pal) at January 8, 2010 3:44 PM

And oh! Sara (Pal2pal) how we love to be bemusing!

Wait...fart jokes aren't bemusing?

How about spiking our hair like a hedgehog, posing like we are on the cover of GQ, and acting like a total cad?

Or should we get a job, act as sober as Fred MacMurray, and be, you know - normal.

:)

Posted by: Mikey NTH at January 8, 2010 5:52 PM

Are the females of the species lesser than the male? Most certainly.

Proof? Girls don't understand why The Three Stooges are funny. Right there the limitations are self-evident.

Posted by: vanderleun at January 8, 2010 5:59 PM

Fuckin' A, man. Cool.

Posted by: Kerry at January 8, 2010 6:23 PM

Girls don't understand why The Three Stooges are funny.

Maybe (some) girls don't, but women do. That's because the Stooges are all guys and therefore comical by definition.

Posted by: Connecticut Yankee at January 8, 2010 6:42 PM