March 6, 2017

Something Wonderful: If Millennials Were Lumberjacks

Via Never Yet Melted サ If Millennials Were Lumberjacks

So, of course, cue Monty Python!

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear pappa.

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies...and a bra?

...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 6, 2017 11:36 AM
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If Millennials Were Lumberjacks the forest industry would be bankrupt in 3 days.

2 days after that carpenters and woodworkers by the millions would be harvesting millennial corpses like there was no tomorrow.

Posted by: ghostsniper at March 6, 2017 1:37 PM

Zoolander tackles the Forest! Of Trees! But he's a Lumberjack,and he's ok! Love the Goo-Gone spray on the saw blade. Bill Gaines is smiling at this.

Posted by: Nori at March 6, 2017 7:38 PM


Posted by: Casey Klahn at March 6, 2017 8:18 PM

The worst part is, I can't see any evidence that any of them actually do know how to do any of those things, and are just play-acting. The overwhelming plaid and facial hair creates a reality distortion field that makes me want to think they're just goofing. Nevertheless, they still look like a bunch of mincing nancy boy drama queens.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at March 6, 2017 11:42 PM

The lumberjack song brings back fond memories of the Dr. Demento show.

Posted by: Bradoplata at March 7, 2017 6:27 AM

They left out the selfies by the dozen.

Posted by: Donald Sensing at March 7, 2017 6:48 AM

I'd say they were pinin' for the fjords but Millennials probably don't have a clue what the hell a fjord is.

Posted by: dhmosquito at March 7, 2017 4:06 PM

Real hipsters pride themselves on learning to actually do a thing or two well in the real world. Those just looked like some frat brothers being silly.

Posted by: pbird at March 8, 2017 8:05 AM

Dammit Gannon, it was your turn to bring the hand lotion. I brought the gluten-free soy crackers.

Posted by: Al Goodwyn at March 17, 2017 2:56 PM