August 15, 2012

Something Educational: How to Eat a Watermelon Tutorial

"Instructions were too vague. I woke up in Tijuana with no pants on."

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 15, 2012 10:53 AM
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Your essay question for ten points: compare and contrast with the watermelon scene in "God's Little Acre." (Is it OK to say God?)

Posted by: ed at August 15, 2012 4:15 PM

Does the Noblel committee know about this guy?

Posted by: EstoyListo at August 15, 2012 8:26 PM

That's vegetarianism I can believe in!

Posted by: pdwalker at August 15, 2012 11:49 PM

I was actually there back in 1984 when the park was dedicated to Marilyn. As a matter of fact, Marilyn had her whole family there and it was a great day for us all. I am Marilyn's youngest daughter!

Posted by: Replicas Watch at August 16, 2012 6:50 AM

Now you know another reason why so many kids love their grandpas.

Posted by: Brian J. at August 16, 2012 10:28 AM

The fork cartel can be traced back to the de' Medici family. Pretty gutsy of him to openly discuss it.

Posted by: John Lien at August 16, 2012 9:23 PM

Thank you for breaking the Gordian Knot, and posting a video which finally instructs us on the technique required to eat a watermelon. I didn't know.

Posted by: Mike James at August 17, 2012 12:51 AM

During the appointment hereunder, at his Retirement or more investment of the Committee, in accordance with exercise of which it relates, Faustino, you cocksucker.

Posted by: Mike James at August 17, 2012 5:28 AM