October 8, 2012

A Credit to His Party: Snoop Dog's Voting Criteria


Simple truths from a simple mind:

"Over the weekend, Snoop Dogg (who, the media conveniently forgot had changed his name to Snoop Lion when he discovered that he was the reincarnation of Bob Marley, even though Bob Marley died in 1981, and Snoop was actually born ten years before that) posted a list of ten reasons why he would vote for Barack Obama over Mitt Romney." -- Everyone still hates dancing horses. :: Naked DC

Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 8, 2012 9:34 AM
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"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

Snoop gets a shout out in the immortal pop hit:

Barack the Magic Negro

(Sung to the tune of "Puff, the Magic Dragon" by voice impersonator Paul Shanklin, imitating Rev. Al Sharpton)

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that,
cause he's not authentic like me

Yeah the guy from the L.A. paper said he made guilty whites feel good
they'll vote for him and not for me cause he's not from da hood

See real black men like Snoop Dogg or me or Farrakhan
have talked the talk and walked the walk not come in late and won

Oh! Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that
cause he's black but not authentically

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Posted by: Fat Man at October 8, 2012 10:30 AM

I'm surprised he can write.

Posted by: Tom at October 8, 2012 10:54 AM

Romney is going to outlaw tampons, that should be included.

Posted by: Mike at October 8, 2012 10:56 AM

IIRC, Snoop did not write that, he liked it and decided to pass it on.

Posted by: El Gee at October 8, 2012 11:48 AM

"IIRC, Snoop did not write that"

The stupid bastard probably doesn't read or write so I'm not at all surprised.

Posted by: I-RIGHT-I at October 8, 2012 11:57 AM

GMTA, you've all beaten me to it.

Posted by: Casca at October 8, 2012 11:07 PM