January 17, 2014

Signs of the Apocalypse: Shotgun Gardening

And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their shotguns into seed spreaders: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more. Isaiah 2:4

Really? Seriously? You wouldn't be putting us on, would you? Shirley, you jest.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 17, 2014 9:19 AM
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OK. OK. I'll say it. Flower Power! (Insert gif of '60s radical babe sticking carnation in muzzle of cop's/soldier's weapon.)

Posted by: BillH at January 17, 2014 2:06 PM

MY kind of gardening!

Posted by: Sam L. at January 17, 2014 4:30 PM

I bet some of the larger seeds would sting like hell at close range, sort of like rock salt.

Posted by: waltj at January 17, 2014 6:01 PM

Not for sale in NY, NJ, CA, MD, WA, and other places where ammunition restrictions apply.
Eat your hearts out, Hippies!

Posted by: Lazarus Long at January 18, 2014 11:35 AM

Those that beat their swords into plow-shares, will plow for those who do not.

Posted by: John Thomas at January 18, 2014 9:39 PM

Do they make one with marijuana seeds? That'd be the lazy mans way to plant, no? See above discussion on legality of same.

Posted by: tomw at January 19, 2014 7:01 AM