June 10, 2010

Sarah Palin's Pups

No doubt about it, Sarah's got...

Ladies. Click to enlarge or enlarge to click.

I'm currently agnostic on the issue of [google spider on] Sarah Palin, breasts, boobs, tatas, bazooms, balongas, hooters, honkers, tater tots,... [google spider off] since, having been a professional when it comes to the marketing of feminine endowments, I have long since learned not to yearn for those things I cannot see, feel, touch, taste and measure.

I am, however, amused by the frothing search on the Left for whether or not Sarah Palin's pair has grown.

Seems to me what the Left should be asking is not if Sarah Palin's pair has grown, but when their president plans to grow a pair.

Posted by Vanderleun at June 10, 2010 11:45 PM
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And what men don't know about the magic of a woman's foundational undergarments won't hurt 'em one bit.

In fact just today, the surreptitious and appreciative glances that came my way told me that it was money well spent.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at June 10, 2010 6:23 PM

He's a balless blunder whose chest is concave where there ought to be a stout and beating heart.

Posted by: Jewel at June 10, 2010 6:28 PM

The lefties have their own "eye rack" conflict.

Posted by: Cato the Elder at June 10, 2010 7:01 PM

Has anyone checked on Sully lately?

This might just push him over the edge.

Posted by: TmjUtah at June 10, 2010 7:19 PM

Nice turn of phrase.

Posted by: pdwalker at June 10, 2010 7:40 PM

There was a product called "Nuticles" for neutered dogs. Send Obama the "Ass kicking size" so as not to cause embarrassment.
Perhaps, we should send the White House a supply for the entire Obama Administration given that we don't actually know the gender of each individual.
Quite a few are suspected of being changelings.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at June 11, 2010 3:41 AM

Just wait until Andrew finds out that women also have moobs. He's still in shock over discovering that his favorite beverage is sometimes used to make babies.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at June 11, 2010 6:56 AM

didn't you just got arrested for killing some peruvian chick?

Posted by: DR at June 11, 2010 7:29 AM

The Palin boob thing is starting to feel like a planted distraction...

...anything to take our eyes off the liquid oil gushing, spirtting, more gushing... out of a long penis, I mean pipe, into the Gulf ...

Freud would have a field day with this.

Posted by: Patty at June 11, 2010 7:35 AM

Personally i would rather enjoy a thorough investigation.

One person suggested that Todd answer the issue by releasing a statement: "they're real, and they're fabulous."

Posted by: Aaron Worthing at June 11, 2010 7:40 AM

Blogfather says of Gerard: "Now that’s just mean."

Aaron: That would be mean too.

Posted by: Fat Man at June 11, 2010 9:13 AM

Let me get this straight:

Liberal Progressives are in an uproar about Palin's breasts (which we now know are not enhanced, btw), and as far as the country is concerned - record deficits, record unemployment, record bank failures, record foreclosures, failing dollar, bong-hit foreign policy disasters, the worst environmental crisis ever, a White House that throws parties that would make Marie Antoinette blush, two failing wars, secret wiretaps still in effect, secret tribunals still in effect, division in the country not seen since the sixties, record Democrat scandals... We're approaching month 19 of this administration, folks. Not one thing has been done right. And the Left is worried about Palin's boobs...

Posted by: Black Sabbath at June 11, 2010 9:14 AM

The point of the exercise, is much like Alinsky, attack their strongest point, if someone is virtuous
honest, even attractive, try to minimize those advantages. In the converse, make things up

Posted by: narciso at June 11, 2010 9:24 AM

OMG. Do any of these lefty female bloggers and reporters have breasts? I recommend that they stand in front of a mirror with their arms by their sides and compare what their breasts look like that way and compare the look when lift their chests and throw both elbows back. Viola! Big, perky boobs even for C cup women!

In the picture that has the lefty blogosphere in a dither Palin's elbows are way back and her shirt is very tight. What did they expect from a woman who has had five children and most likey wears an underwire bra?

Posted by: Sensible Mom at June 11, 2010 9:38 AM

Yes, implants! If true, what an awful, awful thing. I mean, if she shot enough poison into her head to make her face look like that of an Andean ice mummy, well, that would be fine. Just look at Madam Chairperson.

Posted by: Amos at June 11, 2010 10:04 AM

Well said, Gerard. It is truly extraordinary how Sarah Palin affects those who inhabit precincts on the left. She makes them sound like dottering and misogynist fools.

I fear that none of us are going to live long enough to see BHO grow a pair.

Posted by: Stuart Schneiderman at June 11, 2010 10:34 AM

Actually, speaking as leftist, the government's teat is by far its best attribute.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at June 11, 2010 10:47 AM

This thread is useless without pics.

Posted by: Eric Blair at June 11, 2010 3:18 PM

We're not here for your disgusting and perverted needs, Blair.

Posted by: vanderleun at June 11, 2010 5:09 PM

I tried to link a pic from 2007, but the spam filter blocked it. I was speculating not on the picture, but the use that Gawker and other sorts
have made of it, to suggest something unseemly.
Now Gerald around the time she was picked, made
the comparison to Audrey Hepburn, in terms of looks

Posted by: narciso at June 11, 2010 5:48 PM

Want a revolution? Sarah Palin would only have to drop the that if the present administration were swept from office and she was installed as President, she WOULD get a breast enhancement - and prove it!

Obama would be taking a number at the UI office before the week was out.

Posted by: sherlock at June 12, 2010 7:10 AM

"Sarah Palin would only have to drop the HINT that..."

Posted by: sherlock at June 12, 2010 7:13 AM
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