February 18, 2014

Reasons to Go Back to Space: Kate Upton in Zero-G


Management suggests full screen mode when viewing the video after the jump. This in order to examine the more critical elements of this very scientific experiment.

For more details please pursue your scientific studies at Swimsuit 2014 - Kate Upton Zero Gravity - Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2014 - SI.com

Posted by gerardvanderleun at February 18, 2014 7:53 PM
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Posted by: B Lewis at February 18, 2014 9:12 PM

I love science.

Posted by: waltj at February 19, 2014 8:21 AM

They don't call that airplane the "vomit comet" for nothing... I hope she had a strong stomach. (certainly an attractive one....)

Posted by: Duncan at February 19, 2014 8:34 AM

I just don't find her very attractive. Nor Angelina Jolie, or the dozen or so other flash in the pans of late. Quality is being seriously undermined in everything anymore in exchange for the convenient.

Now Cindi Wood, or Patty McGuire....they knew how to put em together back then.

Posted by: ghostsniper at February 19, 2014 12:17 PM

Unholster them and let her knock herself out!

Posted by: Peccable at February 19, 2014 12:56 PM

Open the Boob Bay doors, HAL.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 19, 2014 1:12 PM

In the spirit of Howard Hughes, and based on my observations, I think the standard 1-G brassiere needs to be redesigned for a zero-G environment. The young ladies are all about maximizing their show, so if this starts becoming a thing, some glamour accoutrements are gonna have to be modified.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at February 19, 2014 11:01 PM

My wife, a technical person herself, was annoyed by this, and got on my case about it. I had to explain the attraction of the male gender to the spectacle. It's not the shape of the furnishings that brings them in, it's the smile. Or said another way, it's the eye-candy that brings you, it's the smile that enslaves you.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at February 19, 2014 11:08 PM

As a woman friend of mine once said, "Big tits are power."

Posted by: Peccable at February 20, 2014 3:21 AM

"Huddled masses yearning to be free!"

Posted by: Duncan Winn at February 20, 2014 9:53 AM

Peccable : big tits are power

Reality: big tits are future soccer balls

Posted by: OhioDude at February 21, 2014 4:25 PM

It appears to me that her breasts take on a noticeably different shape in 0-G. Does this happen with other women? Does it happen with women who don't have implants? These are important questions, deserving of further study, at least as important as the typical academic grant application. I look forward to seeing the results.

Posted by: Grizzly at February 21, 2014 8:57 PM


...whatever you say, Miss Upton...

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 21, 2014 9:47 PM

Heavenly bodies, indeed...

Posted by: LS at February 24, 2014 10:24 AM