March 2, 2015

Your 2015 Prancercise Pony Girl Is In Da House!

Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Get a New Workout

"I’m going to give you more
Of what you’ve been asking for,
But... Oh....
With a little less camel toe.
I’m uninhibited,
As I’ve already exhibited,
So let them stare and gawk,
I’m going to do my Prancercise walk...."

In the beginning there was.... Prancercise: The exercise sensation that's sweeping the nation @ AMERICAN DIGEST

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 2, 2015 11:11 AM
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"With a little less camel toe."

Victor, The Mantoe, didn't get the message.

Posted by: tim at March 2, 2015 11:40 AM

Dang! less camel toe
maybe she will make enough money to fix her teeth

Posted by: bgarrett at March 2, 2015 12:24 PM

Proof that some guys will do anything for ... Juno.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at March 2, 2015 12:36 PM

Oh you funny guy Fleming!

Posted by: Van der Leun at March 2, 2015 12:59 PM

Her camel toe is named Juno?

Posted by: bgarrett at March 2, 2015 2:45 PM

The woman and horse have much in common. Very much.

Posted by: Terry at March 2, 2015 4:06 PM

Teased mercilessly in middle and high school.

"Ha ha. Horseface Joanne."

Went slightly 'round the bend.

Turned it into a virtue.

Posted by: Lance de Boyle at March 2, 2015 4:12 PM

Martha Vandella tributes "Prancercise"

Calling out around the web
Are you ready for a fitness lark
Joanna's here and the time is right
For prancing in the park

She's prancing on Fox News (prancing in the park)
Way down on CNN (prancing in the park) .. on CNBC, now

All she needs is music, sweet music
And she got her ankle weights
So let's stop talking and do some walking
And prancing in the park

It doesn't matter about her clothes
Just as long as pudenda shows
So come on, girls, grab your guys
Everybody, Prancersize!

She'll be prancing; prancing in the park
This is an instigation across the nation
A chance to act like a horse
We'll do the prancer trot; it's really hot
With calories burnt, of course

On NBC Today (Prancing in the park)
Prancer box on TV, now
Can't forget the prancer gallop
All she needs is music, sweet music
There'll be music everywhere
There'll be pudenda showin' and camel toe-in'
And prancing in the park

It doesn't matter what she wears
Cause she don't seem self-aware
So come on, every girl, grab your guys
Everybody, Prancersize!!

And we're prancing, prancing in the park
Punch out into space, not in face
We're prancing in the park
We'll cut away the noose, and let it loose
We're prancing in the park
Straight from YouTube, to me and you
We're prancing in the park

Posted by: Callmelennie at March 3, 2015 5:54 AM

Funny, ain't it? She's making money and we're sitting here clicking and crackin' wise.

Like my uncle Letsgo Lozko. He raised bantam chickens and drove a new Cadillac.

Posted by: chasmatic at March 3, 2015 6:08 AM

Maybe she lacks camel toe, but that guy seems to be wearing a codpiece under his trousers.

And they got a great shot of that horse taking a dump. I'm not sure what message we're supposed to take from that.

But if she's making money, more power to her.

Posted by: Grizzly at March 3, 2015 8:37 PM

I may be stepping out on a limb here, but I think it would be great to see a picture of this supple nymph without the wig.

Posted by: Jack at March 4, 2015 9:00 AM

This reminds me of something my uncle Letsgo Lozko said:
a fartin' horse is hard to tire;
a fartin' man is the man to hire.

Posted by: chasmatic at March 4, 2015 9:59 AM

Nuked too much or not enough?
Wait - They're not in not in Japan, are they?

Posted by: Cletus Socrates at March 4, 2015 7:05 PM

No they're they're not not.
The Nips would eat the horse.

Posted by: chasmatic at March 5, 2015 6:33 AM

What's going on with that man's crotch?

Posted by: daisy at March 10, 2015 8:27 AM