October 9, 2014

Pixel Perfect


The Magic of Michelle Obama:

The before and after pictures above were taken within days of one another, rather underscoring the miraculous transformation. The first was at an event where Michelle was speaking to sick youngsters at St. Jude Children's Research Hospital (see? We're reporting good news!) and thoughtfully she did something severe and unexplainable with her hair to give it sort of a chemo-chic look to help fit in with the sick kids. And that was a very, very nice thing to do.... In her subsequent Redbook picture, the first lady has grown a remarkably full head of remarkably straight hair in a remarkably short time, her chin has narrowed to a point, she's shed about 40 pounds, and her smiling face is as unlined as a mirror from which her husband, in his younger and less serious days, had vigorously snorted cocaine. Hope n' Change Cartoons:

Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 9, 2014 11:26 PM
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So what you're saying is; in that first picture Mike isn't wearing a wig?

Posted by: firefirefire at October 10, 2014 4:48 AM

It must be incredibly depressing for Mooch to look in the mirror and compare herself to the photoshopped "picture" and realize just how horribly unattractive she is. Proof, once again, that a sow's ear can never expect to become any kind of purse.

Posted by: Jack at October 10, 2014 7:51 AM

The arms! They gave her lady arms! That alone probably took half a gigawatt...

Posted by: Mike at October 10, 2014 8:52 AM

You could roast a pig on the heat exhaust from a supercomputer. Don't come crying to me when the glaciers melt because you were trying to make Michelle O look like Jackie O.

Posted by: mushroom at October 10, 2014 9:53 AM

And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light. 2 Cor 11:14

Posted by: Denny at October 10, 2014 12:43 PM