July 16, 2009

Is there a blessed event in Meghan McCain and Levi Johnston's Future?


The faux-conservative's answer to both Paris and Perez Hilton, Meghan McCain, showed up for an interview with that clarion tuba of Gay media, Out Magazine looking a bit more, er, "fulfilled" than she has of late.

We note the glow in the cheeks. The Mona Lisa "knowing" in the eyes. The tell-tale swelling of the breasts that literally bends the pink triangle out of space and time. The thickening of the abdomen that no "SILENCE=DEATH" slogan can quite obliterate.

In the spirit and tradition of Andrew Sullivan, I feel it is my DUTY to ask if she is with child or with cheeseburger. And if the former, is there proof that the father is not Levi Johnston?

And if true, when will we get to see THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

Like Sullivan, I'm just asking.

Posted by Vanderleun at July 16, 2009 7:02 PM
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"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

It's always a bit worrysome when liberals start looking sleek, well-fed and sparkly. Their normal state is lean, mean, and scruffy; oppressed by the sure knowledge that somewhere a minority is being slighted, a woman is being denied a publicly funded abortion. A defensive and apprehensive, or aggressively outraged, liberal is a safe liberal, worried about the civil rights of Iran's Revolutionary Guard and scrabbling for money to send to PETA, or demanding an investigation into the overuse of Kool-Aid in daycare, they are too preoccupied to cook up trouble for us normal people.

Placid, contented looking liberals are a sign that something evil is about to happen. This isn't about Hillary and Meghan's surplus calorie intake. It's their psychic satiation that should frighten us. I fear another "stimulus" package, or a pre-emptive strike on Israeli Girl Soldier Porn, or some other devastating hit on civilization.

Just Sayin'

Posted by: Askmom at July 16, 2009 10:48 PM

'With child or with cheeseburger'

I'm swiping that one... hehehe

Posted by: cond0010 at July 17, 2009 12:07 AM

Those two deserve each other...but really, no child deserves to be the spawn of the Heidi and Spencer Pratt of politics.

Posted by: Rich Fader at July 17, 2009 3:34 AM

If Ricky Hollywood keeps knocking 'em up at this rate, we'll have an entire generation (Gen H?) of squirrel brained offspring to deal with in a decade or two.

Posted by: Velociman at July 17, 2009 5:47 AM

To paraphrase Askmom's brilliant observation:

Treat liberals the way people who live in the mountains treat wildlife - don't feed them from your porch or they'll stop killing things in the woods and start killing them in your yard.

Posted by: Andy at July 17, 2009 7:07 AM

Gerald, Classic post. These two ought to ,you know, like hookup, because their like expiration date as liberal darlings is about to come. They could star on a new reality (I use the term loosely) show entitled "The fat dumbass and ignorant meth freak chronicles". They could get celebrity co-hosts, maybe Kid Rock or Charo.

Posted by: bill at July 17, 2009 7:08 AM

It Silence truly equals death, Meaghan McCain will live forever.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at July 17, 2009 7:36 AM

Spontaneous conception? Hey, it's not a precedent.

You know, E Unum Pluribus?

Fire in the hold ... She's gonna BLOW!

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2009 8:00 AM

In the interest of accuracy, it's Levi Johnston, not Johnson.

I wish Megan McCain would just shut up already. She represents no one I know, living or dead.

Posted by: teresa at July 17, 2009 9:53 AM

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Gray at July 17, 2009 7:22 PM

heellls yeah Im preggo! Yer such a good writer to write about it. I think it's Andrew's bebe tho. twitter me yo!

Posted by: mccainboobette at July 19, 2009 1:49 AM

I wouldn't hit that with a 10' cheeseburger. What Megan fails to realize is. Without mama's millions and daddy's last name, she couldn't sling burgers at hooters.

Posted by: DanO at July 22, 2009 11:26 PM

I'm not quite sure how to say this; you made it exterelmy easy for me!

Posted by: Eve at October 21, 2011 6:27 PM