January 21, 2015

Grounds for Divorce

She was so happy to see him when he got back unexpectedly from his business trip that he snapped this picture of her joy.


Later it became exhibit A when he filed for divorce. Can you see why?

Answer if you should choose to...


Got that? Well, in case you didn't.


Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 21, 2015 7:35 AM
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I don't get it.

Posted by: Fat Man at January 21, 2015 8:19 AM

my eyes might be foolin' with me, but aren't those rubbers on the top shelf?

(not in their packaging, so it's kinda hard to say exactly...)

Posted by: Jacksonian Grouch at January 21, 2015 8:28 AM

That's a guy hiding under the bed.

Posted by: ray at January 21, 2015 8:31 AM

Oh. Now I get it.

How did he fit down there?

Posted by: Fat Man at January 21, 2015 8:42 AM

He used fear.

Posted by: vanderleun at January 21, 2015 8:58 AM

The sleeping bag on the floor might have been a hint as well.

Posted by: drdave at January 21, 2015 9:23 AM

I saw the eyeball because I was trained to look for eyeballs. However, it looks photoshopped. I could be wrong.

Posted by: mushrooom at January 21, 2015 10:12 AM

That puts a novel spin on the phrase "Nigger in the woodpile".

Posted by: chasmatic at January 21, 2015 11:07 AM

40 years ago my uncle came home early from work. A day later his neighbor quietly told him that a naked young man had leapt from a back window as he was coming through the front door. It was a private from Ft. Bragg and he changed back into his uniform somewhere between the fields of kudzu and the woods. It's amazing what you can do when you have to.

Posted by: daisy at January 21, 2015 12:50 PM

Nice smile, but perhaps inappropriate to the occasion.

Posted by: chuck at January 21, 2015 1:53 PM

And now, having seen it, I find it impossible to unsee it, wish mightily though I do.

Posted by: Donald Sensing at January 21, 2015 2:41 PM

seriously, would a guy hiding under the bed be cause for divorce? meh.

Now i'm certain those are used rubbers...

Posted by: jacksonian grouch at January 21, 2015 2:49 PM

What if he was hiding under YOUR wife's bed?

Posted by: ghostsniper at January 22, 2015 9:23 AM

That totally looks like Elvis peaking out to me..

Posted by: Jake in Seattle at January 22, 2015 10:22 AM

Divorce, uh? I bet she still got the favor of the court, half of everything and he's paying all her medical bills.
If he had capped her at least he would be out in seven years.
As a ring of gold in a swine's snout, so is a beautiful woman who lacks discretion.
Proverbs 11:22

Who would want to be with a woman that stupid? Except Mr. Bones there.

Posted by: chasmatic at January 22, 2015 11:15 AM

Something about the broken pair of glasses that she doesn't wear...

Posted by: itor at January 22, 2015 3:17 PM

C'mon. Look at the wall. There's no room for what you're seeing.

Posted by: Estoy Listo at January 29, 2015 8:02 PM