May 5, 2015

GolfBoard: What really, really, really white people are doing these days

agolfboard.jpg
"Hey, you know something people? I'm not black. But there's a whole lots a times. I wish I could say I'm not white." -- Frank Zappa

Blondes with big teeth. Howdy Doody lookalike Guiness World Record Holder in “”Speedgolf,” aging ”Big Wave” surfer puffing up useless inventions, doing doughnuts on Heaven’s perfect golf course in Hawaii, flack touting the fact that it “speeds up” golf. Yes, it's white people at play in the fields of the Lord.

Cost? A mere $6,500.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 5, 2015 9:05 AM
Bookmark and Share

Comments:

HOME

"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

So what's the over-and-under date for the paparazzi to catch everyone's favorite mulatto golfing President on one of these rich boy skateboards?

Posted by: Mike Anderson at May 5, 2015 10:35 AM

Prediction: Southern Californians will be racing them on round and/or straight pavement by year's end.

Posted by: BillH at May 5, 2015 12:43 PM

Mike it takes more balance and coordination than he has.

Posted by: Fat Man at May 5, 2015 12:58 PM

"I'm not black. But there's a whole lots a times. I wish I could say I'm not white."

Frank was being PC when he wrote that. We were supposed to say that the urban riots were about white oppression of blacks.

That was then this is now. They own it. The riots are about the willful creation of a criminal underclass by the black community and their political masters, the Democrat party.

I am proud to have nothing to do with either of them.

Posted by: Fat Man at May 5, 2015 1:09 PM

Yeah, but it'll never take the place of this sumbitch:

http://uncrate.com/stuff/golf-cart-hovercraft/

Posted by: Rob De Witt at May 5, 2015 3:37 PM

Yes, really. I agree with told all above. We can communicate on this theme. Here or in PM.
[url=http://snipurl.com/29vp69g]discoverei [/url]

Posted by: discoverei at May 5, 2015 3:49 PM

I don't think you can really call it speed golf if all you do is use these things as a replacement for golf carts. You gotta up the game to deserve juxtaposing "speed" with "golf". For example, change the game into a kind of polo, with these devices serving as your steeds, and you gotta hit the ball while still riding the moving board. And everyone plays at once instead of taking turns. Now that would make the game interesting.

Posted by: Grizzly at May 5, 2015 5:53 PM

Oh boy, next up will be golf-polo.
Why don't they just sit in the clubhouse getting drunk and playing computer golf?
Why don't they sell these things in riot cities, so the Nigger Thugs don't get tired running around and their baggy-assed pants don't fall doen?
Better yet, why don't they line up for a good hard punch in the face?

Celebrate Assholes Get a Punch in the Face Day all day, every day.

Posted by: chasmtic at May 6, 2015 12:01 AM

They will be there in the vibrant centers of our cities. They will have over sized "rims", swirling paint jobs and radios booming out the latest and creative rap operas, replete with urban yodeling. Maybe some will even bounce up and down.

Posted by: tripletap at May 6, 2015 3:31 AM

The more major league sports devolves into a job program for the worst among us, the more intriguing I find golf.

Posted by: Will at May 6, 2015 11:44 AM

I absolutely love it, a personal golf cart that looks fun to operate and everyone can chase their own ball. As for Laird being an ex-big wave surfer, I haven't seen anyone who can fill his flip-flops

Posted by: ck at May 7, 2015 2:08 PM