Cruel Shoes

• You drive wrong. You eat wrong. You vote wrong. You think wrong. Now, You walk wrong! Never stops, does it?

• Friends, voters, countrymen and women, lend me your ears;
  I come to critique Barack, not to praise him. - neo-neocon - A Shakespearean speech for Obama's silly season

• Evernote - Online Note Taking annouces Open Registration Today Only [Thursday]

• More Racist Sexist News from Africa: Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

• More hot penis news from the ancient capitol of "civilization:" Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles, and beside that a giant salami-shaped object. "Donkey," says Nancy. "Good for the skin..." She guides me round the penis platter. "Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each." -- Beijing's penis emporium

• If the shoe don't fit, you must quit: If the Barack Obama had to be compared to a shoe product right now, it would have to be Crocs.

• How Best to Describe Keith Richards's Face? I'm going with "armadillo run over on Route 66 by 300 semis and left to dry in the sun until it has the look and feel of a Frisbee."

• O would some Power, the gift to give us,
  To see ourselves as others see us!
  It would from many a blunder free us,
  And, foolish notion:
  What airs of dress and bearing would leave us,
  And even pridefullness! .... Dr. Helen: Is Our Self Perception always Accurate?

• The Game's Afoot: "This game is approaching its terrible end. The superdelegates, who are independent from the party base, will have to commit a political murder in the coming months. Will it be Obama or Clinton?" - Will the Democrats Commit Political Suicide? -SPIEGEL ONLINE

• Worst Campaign Idea Ever? Paging Iowahawk!

• Feed the Dormice to the Chinese - ninme

• "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE." Life in earth's Arctic ice provide first clue to extraterrestrial life in Jupiter's ice-covered moon Europa - The Ever Popular India Daily Technology Team

• Dog Diary vs. Cat Diary "The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet...."

  
  

• The Tiny Showcase Spring Print Collection 2008 Smaller art at smaller prices.

• One Cocktail? $7,500: If you still can't imagine shelling out more than $7,000 for this, maybe this will seal the deal: you get to keep the 18 karat gold goblet the drink is served to you in.

• Wikipedia to Become a Book in Germany