August 24, 2011

Candidate for "Only Cultural Artifact to Survive the Total Destruction of the Planet Earth"

Because it, you know, explains so much.

I know what you're thinking. "Should I click it?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is an Asian music video, emblematic of the most powerful mind-distorting cultural force in the world, and might, just might, blow your little head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? [Pssst... If they do click tell them to at least wait for the "special effect" at 1:30.]

Posted by Vanderleun at August 24, 2011 5:37 PM
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First she farts houndstooth, then she becomes a cheesehead, and *then* throws up eyeballs.

The implications are scary.

"Pon Pon Way Way Way..."

Posted by: Flyover Pilgrim at August 24, 2011 6:06 PM

WTF, dude? I mean really W T F????

Posted by: Joel at August 24, 2011 6:24 PM

It's like "Lazytown", but on squid-flavored acid.

Posted by: Pappy at August 24, 2011 7:22 PM


My eyes.

I'm watching this after undergoing back surgery this morning. Coming dowm off the Morphine - with a glass of bourbon.

The Color!

Actually - a large portion of Earth's Artifacts are represented in this video - donuts, Skulls and eyeballs! Should keep a future Alien Tenuered Professor employeed for some time . .. .

And to think I just showed the wife the link to the Anchorist ... and some of Geralds past excellent writing ... then you post this.

I guess that's why I keep coming back.


Posted by: Alan G at August 24, 2011 9:00 PM

She's the most perverse time capsule I've ever seen. More like a time-release capsule of cultural toxicity.

Posted by: Jewel at August 24, 2011 11:58 PM

Probably the best thing I can say about it is, at least I watched it on my boss's time.

Posted by: ed in texas at August 25, 2011 4:26 AM

At least she kept her clothes on. Neat how they got Meechele to do the dance act in the in the vid.

Posted by: Peccable at August 25, 2011 5:58 AM

Is the big girl in the background in...blackface?

Pon Pon...oh the earworm..the bloddy horror.

Posted by: tim at August 25, 2011 6:10 AM

I actually like this. I was having a shitty day and it made me laugh.

Posted by: ahem at August 25, 2011 7:58 AM

Why pay for psychedelic drugs when you can watch videos like that and get the same results for free?

I think the fat girls are supposed to be Martin Lawrence as Big Mama with the face erased to protect the guilty.

Posted by: Rich Fader at August 25, 2011 9:31 AM

Bad Asian interp of Katy Perry..?

Posted by: RedCarolina at August 25, 2011 12:01 PM

Pec, she's popping up on Disney Channel as well, promoting healthy eating to kids - but all is fair in campaign season..

Posted by: RedCarolina at August 25, 2011 12:03 PM

She's hawking Kraft Mac n Cheese. Nothing screams health like toxic yellow powder and noodles in a box.

Posted by: Jewel at August 25, 2011 3:27 PM

Wow. What a videopon pon. I started watch the sky as blue diamonds shrapnel flew on wings just planted in yellow eyes blossomed into shark red faced hypersonic junk microphone qtip baseball bat.

I ned to ly down.

Posted by: Big Mo at August 25, 2011 10:53 PM

The more I learn about the Japanese, the more I realize that they scare the shit out of me.

Posted by: pdwalker at August 25, 2011 10:55 PM

This is, my friends, is exactly what radicalized Doctor Zaius.

Posted by: Cobb at August 26, 2011 10:29 AM

That is just so..... Japanese...

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