July 1, 2015

Bitchy Resting Face

Back in the day, my first wife had this face. I always thought of it and referred to it as "anus mouth." At the time I actually thought it was caused by my presence. Alas, according to reports coming in over the decades, it wasn't. It was hardwired. She's probably still afflicted with it.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 1, 2015 3:29 PM
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"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

The flipside is this:

"Grumpy old men aren't born, they're made."

okay... just finished with a high maintenance issue a few minutes ago. I feel better now.

One more thing... Get off my lawn!

Thanks a bunch.

Posted by: cond0011 at July 1, 2015 10:14 AM

And I was having a perfectly shitty day and then I have to think about the ex-wife...arggghhhh....

Posted by: tim at July 1, 2015 10:27 AM

How many years did it take before you started wondering why you were attracted to her in the first place, one wonders? Just went through the ex-wife thing again, and sure enough....

Gotta be a reason so many men need to be disapproved of, and why it takes 'em so long to just walk away, or do without.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at July 1, 2015 12:08 PM

Dunn’o, Rob, but once is enough for some of us.

Posted by: tim at July 1, 2015 1:13 PM

That would explain why AT&T would hire that brunette to push their cell products.....

Posted by: Dave J at July 1, 2015 2:46 PM

Agreed Tim, once here - 31 years so far.
I have no idea why anyone would want to go through this twice.

Posted by: ghostsniper at July 1, 2015 6:06 PM

OMG!, I used to call my ex C nt face under my breath, I thought I was the only one.

Posted by: tonynoboloney at July 1, 2015 11:37 PM

They get their feminist enlightenment by osmosis. It's in the movies, in their schools, in the magazines they read and mostly through TV.

Is it any wonder that more and more men, if they marry at all, go to Asia to marry a woman that actually respects her husband, instead of an American princess?

Yet these depraved bitches still aver that it's men that "don't have a clue".

Posted by: Denny at July 2, 2015 9:09 AM

I have no idea why anyone would want to go through this twice.

The triumph of hope over experience, that's why...

Posted by: Rob De Witt at July 2, 2015 10:28 AM

It is better to love a woman and be disappointed than to eat your soup alone.
Take it from me, I've done both.

Bachelors know more about women than married men do.
That's why they're bachelors.

Posted by: chasmatic at July 2, 2015 9:29 PM

Bachelor: man who never made the same mistake once.

Chas, I've never had a problem eating my soup alone. Only one bowl to wash that way.

Posted by: waltj at July 4, 2015 4:05 AM