March 15, 2008

Thanks of a Grateful Nation Go Out to Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright

wrightj.jpg"Just when you think you're out... they pull you back in."

Whether you tuned in to television, radio, or the internet in the last few days it was impossible to avoid the sight and sound of Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright.

Much has been said about Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright, but what has not been fully voiced is the gratitude felt by many Americans freshly exposed to his oratory.

So, in my role as a voice for the voiceless, I would like to take this opportunity to thank Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright for his selfless service to the country.

Seldom in my memory has one man with one single, unwavering, and forceful train of thought done for America what Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright has done.

Almost alone in the 21st century Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright has brought back to life and given voice and face to something most of use believed was lost with the 20th century -- the stone cold stereotype of the angry, bitter, racist and crazy African-American.

So thank you, Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright....

Without your ceaseless efforts in the service of your hate, Americans of all colors and creeds might have gone to the polls this fall thinking that the change we all hoped for was at hand. It's comforting to know we can, if we wish, cast our vote to keep your angry, bitter, racist and crazy African-American stereotype alive in this century.

Do not go gently into that good retirement Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright. The nation needs men of God such as yourself to keep the wounds of racism open, infected, and suppurating.

Given your new found celebrity via your disciple, Barack Obama, you'd be well advised to cash in rather than tending your garden. Please follow this plan that has worked flawlessly for dozens of America haters:

1. Call your agent. A book of your collected sermons, previously worthless, can now fetch an advance from any number of publishers of several million dollars.
2. Call top speaking bureaus. Your fee for speaking out just went from whatever donations Obama and the rest of your flock tossed in the plate to a minimum of $50,000 for an invocation at any number of conventions.
3. Be sure to set up a meeting with the heads of cable television for a prime Sunday slot or perhaps as a co-anchor with Keith Olberman.
4. Pull up some old and especially hateful sermon and email it off to the New York Times for a place on their Op-Ed page, along with a proposal that you replace that Jewish guy, Randy Cohen, their current Ethicist.

Remember that you are not selling out to the man, you are buying in.

Rant on, rant on Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright!

Be not the "crazy uncle in the Obama attic." Be instead the epicenter of hate!

Be the burning flame of the Obama base!

Let the writhing snakes of spite twine around your mighty arms!

Let flinty sparks of your prejudice fire the blast furnace of envy and grievance from sea to shining sea!

Be thou Obama's breastplate, his sword for the fight!

Be thou his armour and be thou his might!

Thou his soul shelter, and thou his high tower!

Know in your heart that you are doing the work of the Lord! Let your dark stereotype shine! In JESUS' name!

Can I get an Amen?

UPDATE: Now you worship him. Now you don't. There seems to have been an AMEN at the Obama website where the good Reverend has been erased from history quicker than inconvenient communists from a group shot in the Stalinist days of the Soviet Union.

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Posted by Vanderleun at March 15, 2008 11:14 AM
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Amen Brother, Amen. Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!

Posted by: Fat Man at March 15, 2008 1:38 PM

I see another film treatment here. Maybe Redd Foxx as the stubborn and crotchety Rev, always spouting his "conspiracy learnin's" at inopportune times, and Demond Wilson as the put-upon disciple, Obama, trying to get his mentor out of various jams. Obama is so self-possessed that it would have to be called, I don't know, Sangfroid & something....

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at March 15, 2008 1:45 PM

"O" man?

Posted by: David McKinnis at March 15, 2008 3:14 PM

Yes, God bless America! we need more suffering white liberals.

Posted by: Jeffersonranch at March 15, 2008 7:22 PM

Just brilliant - thanks Vanderleun!

Posted by: Shane Borgess at March 15, 2008 11:03 PM

Amen, Brother.

Posted by: somaking at March 16, 2008 2:51 AM

This has truly brought me to tears... All I can say is God bless Obama, my nipples are as hard as raisins!

Posted by: Bob at March 16, 2008 4:52 AM

"Can I get an Amen?"
Would you settle for an XD?

Posted by: Lumyrra at March 16, 2008 7:29 AM

How ironic that his amerikkka hating comments would be the catalyst that would cause the downfall of the first black with a chance at the Presidency. BO's a marxist; so is his wife -- that's why I rejoice that he's going to lose.

Posted by: Yes We Con at March 16, 2008 10:33 AM

This clown may have done more damage than just to hussein obama. When many blacks realize that wright has cost hussein his "right" to become President, hopefully, they will refuse to vote for hillary in the general election.

Can I get a Thank GOD?

hussein and hillary are two of the most despicable candidates the democrats could run. The only two worse candidates would be ted kennedy and billy boy, wanting to toss aside Article 22 which limits him to only 2 terms.

Posted by: TheEnigma47 at March 16, 2008 12:38 PM

Amen! Uh-huh! Amen!

Posted by: Obi's Sister at March 16, 2008 5:04 PM

"There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus." Galatians 3:28 KJV

In any church that took the Bible at its word, the Rev. Wrong would be defrocked.

Posted by: RKV at March 16, 2008 5:34 PM

I've seen the light! Halleluyah!

Posted by: Fausta at March 17, 2008 2:50 PM

But, but, Gerard, don't you see........what the good Reverend says is TRUE! At least that is what the two African American ladies on the O'Reilly Show said. We Caucasians, Jews, evil capitalists, and former slave owners have not had the scales peeled from our eyes. That is why the good Reverend has to raise his voice and make great gesticulations. So the benighted will hear his message of truth.

IMO Reverend Wright does speak for the far left - such as the Kos Kidz. What he says is the gospel truth for them........except for all that stuff about Christianity.

Posted by: Jimmy J. at March 17, 2008 9:11 PM

Isn't this guy fully qualified to teach history, political science, or economics at any of the Ivy league schools? That's always a nice way to supplement retirement income.

I can't believe he volunteered for The United States Marine Corps, though. Sort of like Oswald I guess.

Posted by: JD at March 18, 2008 3:13 AM