March 22, 2004

Michael Schiavo's Song

NOW THAT I'VE DISCOVERED how Michael Shiavo's lawyer George Felos can achieve telepathic contact with the comatose, I've decided to put myself into a telepathic state and channel Michael Schiavo's thoughts.... Yes, they're starting to come in now.... Just a little clearer... Okay... Hey, it's an old Van Morrison song! Here's the lyrics:

I gotta go, I gotta go
And you said, "please stay, I wanna, I wanna,
I want a drink of water, I want a drink of water,

Go in the kitchen get me a drink of water."
I said, "I gotta go, I gotta go, baby."
I said, "I'll send, I'll send somebody around here later.
You know we got John comin' around here later
With a bottle of wine for you, baby - but I gotta go."

I gotta go, I gotta go.
I'll send around, send around one that grumbles later on, babe.
We'll see what I can pick up for you, you know.
Yeah, I got a few things gotta do.
Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, don't worry.
Huh uh, go, go, go, I've gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go,
Gotta go, gotta go, huh uh, all right, all right, huh huh huh.

I turned on the radio,
If you wanna hear a few tunes,
I'll turn on the radio for you.
There you go, there you go,
there you go, baby, there you go, huh.

You'll be all right, too, huh huh, ha ha, yeah.
I know it ain't funny, it ain't runny at all, baby,
Always laying in the cool room, man, laying in the cool room,
In the cool room, in the cool room

That's Michael. He's creepy, but ain't he cool?

Posted by Vanderleun at March 22, 2004 1:28 PM
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"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

I've been wondering whether she has been registered to vote all these years, and if so did she vote?
Surely someone could have held up an absentee ballot and determined from how she reacted which candidate to mark for her.

The political process has to cultivate voters -- all possible voters.

Posted by: me at March 22, 2005 3:59 PM


This has nothing to do with this post... but I have to comment on your quotation: "A woman is just a woman, but a cigar is a smoke..." I don't think I got it right, and you don't leave comment space for your quotations...drives me nuts... But here's the thing.... a good woman can make you smoke - before and after sex. A cigar can't do that.

Posted by: Amy at March 22, 2005 5:19 PM

You have been with the wrong man -- the right one would have made you smoke -- or at least, driven you to more extreams!

Posted by: ChiefTestPilot at March 22, 2005 5:37 PM

Dang, Chief,

The only reason I ever had sex was for the smoke afterwards. Are you telling me I coulda actually been smokin' during sex? hmmmm... I betcha you're going to tell me a blow job is not making smoke rings.

I might need me a new man.

Posted by: Amy at March 22, 2005 6:51 PM