May 30, 2008

And the number 1 reason to vote for McCain is...

"Obama or... or... I'll take my husband's balls and go Italian!"

Susan Sarandon, who appeared in three films last year and won kudos for her TV movie "Bernard and Doris," is still not a contented soul. She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, "It's a critical time, but I have faith in the American people." - New York Post

Time for all the McCain hold-outs to step up and take one for the team. Remember you're not electing McCain, your brooming Susan Sarandon!

Susan, as we used to say, "Door. Ass. Bang."

Yes, it seems that the Celebrity Threatlevel 1 schtick is kicking in much earlier than usual this season. As I recall, we had a lot of this sort of petulant posturing in 2004 and yet.... and yet.... they're still around. And still get fat off America.

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Un-American woman, get a way from me.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at May 30, 2008 12:01 PM

On the assumption that she is currently residing in the U.S., her promise to move would mean that she likes Bush better than McCain.

Posted by: JohnO at May 30, 2008 12:19 PM

I hereby promise that, if anybody whose name is listed in, decides that he wants to renounce his American Citizenship and move to a foreign country -- even Canada -- because the John McCain has been elected as the 44th President of the United States. I will gladly show up at their house to help them pack and I will personally pay up to $5,000 of expenses for moving and one way airfare.

Posted by: Fat Man at May 30, 2008 12:29 PM

But will she PLEASE take that twit Tim Robbins with her?

Posted by: Milwaukee Mike at May 30, 2008 1:20 PM

The first time I ever saw Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins on stage together, they both had that Malcolm X pursed lips thing going. They even throw the fist salute now and again.

Such unhappy people.

I hope she stays up North. I want to take my family through Naples someday.

Posted by: TmjUtah at May 30, 2008 2:44 PM

Well, sometimes she's annoying, but I thought Susan was great in "Team America."

Posted by: Salt Lick at May 30, 2008 2:53 PM

Yabut if Susan leaves, she'll be taking the "twins" with her. What's between her ears is mostly lame, but those "twins"...they're spectacular!

Posted by: azlibertarian at May 30, 2008 3:13 PM

Yeeehaaa! And I'll get my dead granny to vote for him too, if it means that SS will really leave. And take that moron husband/spouse/live-in/pool-boy Robbins with her.

Posted by: Obi's Sister at May 30, 2008 3:20 PM

I bet she sticks to this promise as steadfastly as Alec Baldwin did.

Of course, the only way to find that out is to elect McCain!

Posted by: Dar at May 30, 2008 3:20 PM

azlibertarian: "but those "twins"...they're spectacular!"

Bad news, Dude. She is 61, not 19. Naked, they touch her toes.

Posted by: Fat Man at May 30, 2008 3:49 PM

He shoots. He scores. Nothing but Net!

Posted by: vanderleun at May 30, 2008 4:30 PM

I've been desperately trying to find a reason to suck it up and vote for McCain.

This'll help.

Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2008 5:43 PM

susan has a hot bod' - had...


susie and deneuve... lesbian sex scene!

what's weird is the three nation's sarandon said she might go to ALL have conservative leaders: canada, italy and france.

she's a MORON.

with great tits.

ergo: actress.

Posted by: reliapundit at May 31, 2008 7:34 AM

I was going to hold my nose & vote for McCain anyway, but this will make it more palatable. In fact, I'm going to encourage everyone I know to vote for him so Susan will leave.

Posted by: Joe Lammers at May 31, 2008 8:11 AM

As I live in New York, a vote for McCain would be a throw away vote since it is sure to go for Senator Obama.

I'll be writing-in Flava Flav.

The slogan: GO FOR BROKE!

Make a statement about our current dysfunctional political environment and join me if you know your state is going Democrat.

Operation Insanity begins.

Posted by: JD at June 2, 2008 6:03 PM

I just hope she can find better bras in Italy or Canada.

Posted by: Junkyard Ballerina at June 3, 2008 5:49 PM

If McCain wanted to make BIG NOISE, all he would have to do is hold up a one-way ticket to Canada and tell the world he'd be happy to see her go.
The papers would go berserk, Americans all over the country would nod their heads in agreement, and the
leftists would be besides themselves.
What a set-up!!

Posted by: KPB at June 4, 2008 2:13 PM
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