October 30, 2008

"The Man in the Lavender Automobile" Greatest O-Rant Yet

Read all, and print out for your permanent scrapbook -Velociworld: The Man in the Lavender Automobile

A mere taste:

"This man truly hates. As only someone who is quite aware of his great shortcomings can hate. And like the second monkey he can hear, or tolerate, no evil.

The inevitability of Barack Obama has rendered the sane lycanthropic, the skeptical bemused, the disputatious fearful. It is no coincidence that formerly reliable conservative pundits are jumping the McCain ship like bilge rats in a galley fire. Most people attribute this craven capitulation to elitism. Noonan, Frum, Chris Buckley, that dithering Converse finishing school twit Kathleen Parker, they're elitists! No, they're not. Or that's not what is compelling them. They are fucking afraid. Afraid to be the last dissenting voice in the face of the Hope and Change juggernaut. The Chinese kid versus the tanks in Tiannamen they are not. They are elitists, but they are cowards first and foremost. We don't need them. And, unfortunately for them, Obama doesn't need them. Therefore I will speak their names no more."

After you absorb that you can, briefly, wade into the comments. After your cleansing rituals, you'll want to check his response to the trolls: Velociworld: Light in <strike>August</strike> October
You are a bunch of fucking retards. You've licked the windows of the special needs bus so much it has glazed your perception of reality. Do I take back anything I said about Barack Obama? Absolutely not. If anything, I misunderestimate the man. I do wish I'd found a more appropriate comparison than Pol Pot, though. Perhaps that other ridiculously glorified icon of the Left, Ernesto We're Making Omelettes Here, Pal! Guevara. Do I really believe Obama is equal to Stalin? Of course not. Obama hasn't even begun to kill. Hellfire and pass the strychnine, his body count may end up in the paltry dozens for all I know. I don't presume to read the sheep entrails around here. And I don't drink tea

My thanks to DaveH @ Synthstuff - music, photography and more... for the pointer.

Posted by Vanderleun at October 30, 2008 11:50 PM
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"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

Wow...after reading the comments on that post...I can tell when the article hit KOS or Huffington!

How long do you think it will be before the Left finally realizes what a huge mistake it has made?

WILL they even realize it?

Posted by: MumblixGrumph at October 31, 2008 1:42 AM

Senator Obama is going to have his ass handed to him on Tuesday. This has been obvious to me for months.
Just make sure you go and vote.

Posted by: mr jones at October 31, 2008 6:26 AM

I've got my absentee right here. I'm waiting to start the voting, any time.

I love that rant, by the way; The problem with the pundits is that they buy spin and hype too much. The saddest part is that they really aren't that much of cowards. That's how pathetic the whole thing is - it doesn't even take a lot of cowardice to inspire their 'jump-shipping.' Like Jules said, 'Journalism' ain't no honorable profession by default.

These are opinion-men (and women) and they live too close the to the fan by choice. When it starts a spinnin' they need only feel the breeze to be on they knees.

If McCain wins it they'll suddenly be back (or not- depending on how things go with the left.) It might be subconscious - the corruption done flipped their lids, spending too much time in the echo chamber, the tilt-a-whirl of liberal journalism, dropping their centers like a man at a penny-souvenir station. Oh my, when you lose your principles, you have nothing to invisibly anchor you in times of crisis! Gee, could this be why we elect stinkers like Bush over hollow milk duds like Kerry? Because no matter how lame Bush is he's got a center to hold him when the fan starts to suck? All that chocolate moving up to the fan don't faze a chap like him none. And that's better than Slick whose Teflon is so effective he can't get a grip on the Earth when everything starts a rollin' around.

The world is a marriage of style and substance. If you see substance failing and cling to style, you're just afraid of losing. Call the Waaaaaaaaahmbulance for our so-called 'pundits': apparently being conservative really means being a masochist? Not to take a whipping to get what's right, but to find what's right in taking a whipping? I don't know what kind of conservatism that is. But it's a loser's game.

I think we need to bring back public humiliation. No riots, just bad tomatoes. Noonan is going to need to take several baths when we're done.

I grew some tomatoes this year. I'll grow more next year and let 'em rot on the vine, if you get my drift. They're not ready till you see the brown comin' through the edges.

Posted by: RiverC at October 31, 2008 8:55 AM