January 11, 2007

"The Daily Kossington Post" Arrives at Your Cybernewstand

The long-rumored Arianna and Kos nuptials were finally confirmed with today's release of their conjoined new web-based software BDS 2.0 for PC, MAC, Playstation, and the Xbox. Couple to honeymoon at "the sharp end of the surge" in Fallujah, Iraq.

With George W. Bush's stunning refusal to follow the foreign policy script of Arianna Markos' dream team, what was once known as "The Huffington Post" has today tied the knot with the Daily Kos, and become "The Daily Kossington Post."

To confirm their bliss, check out their front page. It is Bush-Hate all the way down... to the basement where the site's sole surviving unassimilated brain of Greg Gutfeld is being bludgeoned by the Kosingtonites in a scene that makes Abu Ghraib look like a Baptist Sunday School Picnic. (Complete with a petition to have Gutfeld removed from The Kosington Post so that the Master Race can be pure at last.)

"We're all very excited about this union," said one of the site's many ghost writers, "and we are hoping that by working together and continuing to fleece new-age millionaires with more money than honor, we can give birth to a blended user base that can dependably generate one gigantic tsunami of anti-Bush vitriol every single day. After all, there can be only one!"

Posted by Vanderleun at January 11, 2007 4:40 PM
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I'm glad you read that, Gerard, so we don't have to. Thanks for the synopsis.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2007 7:50 PM