July 25, 2013

Weiner Roast: It's Tony's Turn In the Barrel


A new Navy recruit is being given a tour of the vessel he shall be manning.. The ships captain is giving the tour: " This is the crew quarters...This is the mess hall", etc, etc..

The new recruit begins to think, and queries the captain: “Sir, being that we are away at sea for a long period of time... what happens about sexual needs?"

“Oh" says the captain, "go to the back of the cargo hold and you will see a barrel with a hole. Give it a go. It'll be the best you ever had!"

Bewildered, the recruit goes to the cargo hold and finds the barrel. The recruit has sex with the barrel and returns to the captain. Full of joy, he says, "You're right.. Its the best i ever had. I want to do it every day!"

The captain replies, " Well you can use it every day...except Thursdays"

The recruit asks “Why not Thursdays?"

"Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel!"

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Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 25, 2013 9:55 AM
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Zipper disease seems to be unusually prevalent in politicians. And, we call them names like "His Honor the Mayor" or the honorable congressman from New York. We deserve the government we have because we vote for scum!

Posted by: Tom at July 25, 2013 11:18 AM

Today's word humiliation: brought to you by the letters h u m & a.

Posted by: monkeyfan at July 25, 2013 12:21 PM

I don't know, but as a registered republican I think we should give that handsome fellow another-other chance to rise again.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 25, 2013 12:50 PM

And here is Johnny Rivers's (Secret Agent Man) take on the Weiner scandals courtesy of the Peoples Karaoke


Posted by: Callmelennie at July 26, 2013 1:47 PM

Gerard, Suggestion from this Peanut Gallery....
Is there a way to stop the auto-play on the Colbert video? Each time I visit your blog this video fires up with "Anthony Weiner's penis...." It could be a hazard for the workplace and homeplace if one's not expecting this. For me, I have my windows open and the neighbors might be wondering what I'm repeatedly up to!. Thank you.

Posted by: KMM (CT) at July 29, 2013 8:35 AM

I've put it under the jump to shop it. Sorry about that. It doesn't happen tome.

Posted by: vanderleun at July 29, 2013 2:10 PM

Thank you! All fixed.

Posted by: KMM (CT) at July 29, 2013 8:43 PM