December 6, 2016

The Ten Part Trump Tweet Pattern That Won the West


PIERS MORGAN: Twitter helped Trump's campaign triumph, so we'd better get used to government by 140-characters. And if the press and political elite hate it, then tough Twitty!

Since the election, Trump has continued to Tweet away. He's called for Hamilton to be boycotted and flag-burning to be criminalised, and every time the same 10-part pattern unfolds and the whole thing starts again.

Each episode followed a familiar 10-part pattern:

1) Trump posts an inflammatory, highly opinionated tweet.

2) The media goes nuts.

3) Trump’s tweet then dominates the news all day.

4) The media demands he stops tweeting because it’s ‘un-presidential.’

5) Trump ignores them.

6) Conventional politicians demand he stops tweeting because it’s un-presidential.’

7) Trump ignores them too.

8) Trump wakes up next morning to every paper and cable news show talking about his tweet.

9) Trump chuckles to himself.

10) Trump tweets again.


Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 6, 2016 9:57 AM
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When Twitter bans him, he will still be chuckling. Who's the phoenix now, proglodytes? It won't be Jack's little blue bird.

Posted by: Jewel at December 6, 2016 1:07 PM

The Art of the Tweet
"How to own anybody in 140 or less"

Posted by: ghostsniper at December 6, 2016 2:38 PM

Proglodytes. Well said, Jewel.
Let's do what we can to make your term go viral and bacterial.

Posted by: Howard Nelson at December 6, 2016 3:42 PM

I love it. First he makes the media guys reveal themselves as the morons they are. Then he rubs their noses in their stupidity.

Posted by: Mookie at December 6, 2016 5:53 PM

The MSM is twitterpated. Such fun. Waking up smiling more every day.

Posted by: Jimmy J. at December 6, 2016 8:46 PM

Someone should inform Trump that it isn't nice to give all these mental defectives the bird.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at December 7, 2016 1:10 AM

Trump turns the media into marionettes. Dance, puppets, dance!

Posted by: fiftyville at December 7, 2016 9:03 AM

I love the fact that he's using an APPLE!

Posted by: The Old Salt at December 7, 2016 3:00 PM

Lovin' every minute of it!

Posted by: grayjohn at December 14, 2016 8:03 AM