September 2, 2012

Strike Up the Bland! The Dementocratic Party Gets Its Freak On

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By the one and only i Maksim

Ad Meretricem Caesaris
To abortionist Sandra Fluke, on her campaign tour for Barack Hussein Obama.

Alas, the name has come to wrap itself around
Your putrid frame, a second skin that might astound
All onlookers with eyes of pity as they gaze
At one so lacking shame. If ever you amaze,
Tis not by beauty long since tainted and disgraced
As much by outward use as your polluted thoughts,
(With women, it is from within that beauty rots),
Nor woman's modesty by servile lust effaced,
Much less the antique charms of gentle ladies past
Whose looks commanded armies and their fame outlast;
Oh no! Your fascination is the gutter kind,
But with a special twist for which you're most maligned:
That you should prostitute your leaden mind to Hate,
To service -- in full view -- The Phallus of the State.

-- Kenneth Kyntale on Sandra Fluke

"The DNC's main groups, of course, are lawyers, public sector workers, half-educated college students, African-Americans, part of the Hispanic community, secular Jews, and what Ann Coulter brilliantly called "stupid single women" who want the government to be their husband. All of these groups, with the possible exception of some of the lawyers, are under pressure, worse off than they were four years ago, and not likely to turn out in the numbers seen in 2008.
"The situation is dire for the Democrats. The convention can only be about one thing: hate. They have to generate irrational hate and fear, and trust that will motivate their deteriorating base to vote." -- The DiploMad 2.0: Thinking About the DNC
Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 2, 2012 7:20 PM
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Thanks, Bill. I can use that and I did.

Posted by: vanderleun at September 2, 2012 5:41 PM

Is William Jefferson 'A Few Years Ago, This Guy Would Have Been Carrying Our Bags' Clinton going to give the keynote?

Posted by: Rob De Witt at September 2, 2012 6:45 PM

I wonder if teh Fluke has seen that sonnet.
It would take someone very shallow, or very callous to withstand that blast. It would be a spiritually lethal gut shot to anyone with a milligram of shame.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at September 2, 2012 9:33 PM

Kyntale's "To A Tyrant" is even more eviscerating, jwm. He's a wicked fine wordsmith.

Posted by: Jewel at September 2, 2012 11:32 PM

Diplomad left out activist gays and the environmental groups as core constituencies. Gay, green and government are what the DNC believes in.

Posted by: Max at September 3, 2012 7:57 AM

Good morning Jewel
Just read "To A Tyrant"

*Whew*

JWM

Posted by: jwm at September 3, 2012 10:45 AM

The Seekers call out Sandra Fluke in their new smash hit

Hey there, Gerogetown Girl
Putting on a show at the DNC
No one who attends willl ever note the hokeyness there
Describes you
Hey there, Georgetown Girl
Why should Catholics finance your pill
Don't you see it make them ill
Cause they think there's life in there
You're always Target shopping but never stopping to buy
So head to that Pharma counter and try
The nine buck 'scrip

Hey there, Georgetown Girl
There's another Sandra deep inside
Bring up all background you hide
And what an outcry there'd be
The world would see
The truth, Georgetown Girl

Hey there, Georgetown Girl
Fainting on the couch when called a sl#t
Rushbo shouldn't have said that, but
Let's have some perspective here
You don't see Palin fainting when Mah*r calls her a c#nt
Methinks 'tis naught but media stunt
Oh, isn't it?

Hey there, Georgetown girl
There's a dark agenda deep inside
Dig up all background you hide
And what an uproar there'd be
The world would see
The truth, Georgetown Girl (Hey there, Georgetown Girl)
Fess up, Georgetown Girl (Hey there, Gerogetown Girl)
Come clean, Georgetown Girl ....

Posted by: Callmelennie at September 4, 2012 11:02 AM

They moved the decadence festival from New Orleans, Louisiana because of Hurricane Isaac to Charlotte, North Carolina democratic convention.

Posted by: post*tenebras*lux at September 4, 2012 12:05 PM

wow, haters. you people are everywhere

Posted by: Bogus at May 23, 2013 10:43 AM

Go fuck yourself you wretched piece of shit.

Posted by: vanderleun at May 23, 2013 12:08 PM