December 18, 2012

Something Wonderful: Sh%t Southern Women Say

"Does this pistol come in pink?"

HT: Rodger

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 18, 2012 11:31 AM
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Bless their hearts.

Posted by: Sadie at December 18, 2012 12:05 PM

Baa. Ah miss ya already.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at December 18, 2012 1:45 PM


Posted by: B Lewis at December 18, 2012 2:20 PM

I wuz sweatin' like a whore in church

Posted by: Cletus Socrates at December 18, 2012 4:43 PM

Actually, some 9mm models do come in pink. Like this Ruger 9mm.

Posted by: Donald Sensing at December 18, 2012 6:23 PM

I've been in California for a decade and a half and Gawd does this make me miss Southern women...

Posted by: director_mitch at December 18, 2012 7:35 PM

Discovery apparently canceled American Guns, I'm sure Sons of Guns is gone too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 18, 2012 9:39 PM

Roger B., Go cut me a switch.

Posted by: Roger in Republic at December 19, 2012 8:55 AM

Texas has the best BBQ.... bless their hearts!

Posted by: Stacy Dill at December 19, 2012 10:30 AM

Memorable Southisms I heard from Southern women when I lived in Fayatteville NC while stationed at Ft Bragg. Once when I asked a woman if Fayetteville deserved its reputation as a dangerous place, she said

"We got some mingus going on around here from time to time"

When taking my 3 day old firstborn home from the hospital, I noted that the baby seat was dangerously inadequate for his tiny frame. So we turned into a department store and I asked the clerk, "Do you have some kind of insert for a child seat, my child's too small" When she asked "How big is your child?" I pointed to him. She then exclaimed

"Great day in the morning! Why, he's just a newborn!"

Posted by: Callmelennie at December 20, 2012 8:33 AM

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit..."

Posted by: shoreacres at December 20, 2012 12:35 PM

Texas - Where "Well I'll tell you!" is a complete sentence.

Posted by: R Daneel at December 20, 2012 8:14 PM