May 2, 2009

Midtown Manhattan Takes Extreme Anti-Swine Flu Measures

Mayor Bloomberg: "There just weren't enough masks to go around so we stiched all our Macy's Parade balloons together and got everyone to breathe out at once."

Posted by Vanderleun at May 2, 2009 11:34 AM
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For a moment I thought that was a visualization of a cow fart spreading over NYC before heading into the upper atmosphere to wreak destruction on a helpless planet.

Posted by: chuck at May 2, 2009 8:37 PM

The Cloverfield monster lost a contact lens.


Posted by: jwm at May 3, 2009 9:31 AM

Caption Contest!

My submission: In a futile effort to dilute reality rays emitted by Wall Street, Midtown blows a bubble of arugula extract and THE WON's used suntan oil.

Posted by: askmom at May 3, 2009 10:53 AM