May 15, 2013

Brand New State. Gonna Treat You Great!: Let's Hear It for Oklahoma

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 15, 2013 2:54 PM
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They couldn't pick a better time for change in life
It ain't too early and it ain't too late
Starting in the White House with a beefed up wife
Soon be makin' a socialist state
Socialist State! Gonna treat you great!
Gonna give ya health care and stamps fer pertaters
Payouts to unions and cur'ncy 'nipulators
Windmills on the prairie as gas prices zoom
Trillions in debt and a downgrade soon
Plen'y of regs unbounded in scope
Plen'y of Change and plen'y of Hope

O-o-o-o-o-o-OH, Obama
He's a Muslim by way of Harvard Main
With a clean bright voice that's really choice
Till the deficits escalate your pain
O-o-o-o-o-o-OH, Obama every night my Army buds and me
Watch in disbelief as our Command in Chief
Makes it a crime to bitch slap jiha-DI!
We know he's the pres of this land
But this power grabbin's gettin' out of hand
So when we say NO! .. This yuppie's gone astray OH!
We're only saying "You've crossed the line Bar Obama
Barry 'Bama not OK

Posted by: Callmelennie at May 15, 2013 7:08 PM

I love Oklahoma. The first-rate people who live here are the main reason why.

Posted by: hanover at May 15, 2013 7:20 PM

Old joke....

What keeps Texas from floating out into the Gulf of Mexico?

Oklahoma sucks.

Posted by: Gary in Texas at May 16, 2013 7:48 AM

Well Gary, it's like my cousin says, "if it weren't for Mexican whores and Oklahoman cowboys, there'd be no Texans."

Posted by: Teri Pittman at May 17, 2013 10:41 AM

One other thing to point out: Oklahoma seems to be the only state that did not have a single county go for Obama in the last election -

When I was growing up there in the 50s, the Republican party didn't really exist locally. It's really an amazing switch. AND, it has also been a state on the front lines in the battle against Obamacare.

Places like Austin, TX become hip and turn blue. It's true OK will never be hip. It means that people there can continue to live their lives in relative freedom.

Posted by: Teri Pittman at May 17, 2013 11:22 AM