March 29, 2011

2012 Presidential Candidate Checklist


Attention All Those Who Would Be King (or Queen): This is the list by which ye shall be judged. Do not be found wanting... or be found wanting higher office.

Turkey out of NATO

Eliminate existing United Nations

Secure Borders with Military

English as National Language

Term Limits for Congress

Repeal Obombacare

Reduce Federal Employees by attrition and freeze hiring

Freeze Federal Pay Raises and in grade increases and promotions

Eliminate the Department of Education

Eliminate or reduce substantially the Environmental Protection Agency

Tort Reform Legislation

Eliminate Affirmative Action

Balanced Budget Amendment

Initiate and expedite

Drilling to become Energy Independent

Revamp Rules of Engagement for Military

Audit the Federal Reserve

Investigate and prosecute those that caused the Housing Crash

Mandatory drug testing for all Federal Employees including Congress

Eliminate Congressional Health Care Program

Eliminate Congressional Pension Plan - require Social Security Participation

Enforce Existing Immigration Laws

Reduce Corporate Tax Rate

No Citizenship for Illegal Aliens

Eliminate Death Tax on Estates 

Make Bush Tax Cuts permanent

Cut or eliminate Capital Gains Tax

Require increased contributions to Federal Employee Health Care 

Reduce 26 day vacation provision to Federal Employees (non-military)

Sell off unneeded Federal AssetsImpose penailties for Lobbyists

Drill in Alaska

Drill off the Coasts

Drill in the Dakotas

Fast-track new refineries

Eliminate Fed subsidies to Colleges that won't allow ROTC

Fast track new nuclear Power Plants

Adapted from A Simple Presidential Checklist - Cobb

Posted by Vanderleun at March 29, 2011 7:23 PM
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"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

That's a good start. You could add eliminating the Department of Agriculture and the Department of Energy to the list.

Posted by: altered states at March 29, 2011 8:11 PM

Drill in Utah.

One of the first acts of the regime - just after taxing tanning salons - was to halt by edict exploration and production of oil and gas exploration in the Uinta Basin on leases that had been approved by the Bush administration.

A coup. Not an administration.

Posted by: TmjUtah at March 29, 2011 8:25 PM

I disagree on the Social Security thing. Eliminate Social Security AND Federal defined benefit plans. Only legal retirement plan for government employees is defined contribution plan. Must be invested in blind trusts invested in the stock market. The rest of us can do whatever we damned well please.


Posted by: Mark Alger at March 29, 2011 8:28 PM

Oo! More! Sell ALL Federally-owned lands. Pass constitutional amendment forbidding the Federal Government from owning land outside of DC. Any NEEDS (e.g., military bases) are to be leased.

Eliminate Federal subsidies. Period. End of sentence. Pass constitutional amendment forbiddin the Federal government from competing with private commercial interests.

Eliminate corporate taxes. Pass constitutional amendment bitch-slapping any ignorant fool of a congresscritter who doesn't know or acknowledge that corporate taxes are paid by the corporations' customers and are just another way of soaking the populace at large.

In fact, limit the government's revenue to a single source. It must be obvious, public, and the payment as painful and as close to elections as possible.

But I should stop, or I'll start demanding things like the sponsors of legislation mandating taxes or payments by citizens post performance bonds in the event that the programs undertaken fail miserably and spectacularly after the idiots in question have left office to spend more time with their families.


Posted by: Mark Alger at March 29, 2011 8:35 PM

Well, we can add to the list. Nobody said it was exhaustive.

Posted by: vanderleun at March 29, 2011 9:07 PM

I don't agree to the term limits - it restricts the voters. I would eliminate federal pensions except for two groups - judiciary and military. Everyone else gets limited to 5 x 2 year contracts, 2 x 5 yr contracts, or one 10 year contract and then they can't work for the fed gov anymore.

Otherwise, I like the list.

Posted by: Tracy Coyle at March 29, 2011 11:33 PM

Keep it simple. My slogan:

"Send the recession to Washington D.C."

Posted by: Fat Man at March 30, 2011 3:53 AM

Eliminate the Patriot Act, the Fed, NAFTA, DEA, NEA, HUD, bATFe, get troops out of Germany, Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Japan, S. Korea...
(And the aforementioned Dept of Ag and DOE).

There's a start.

Posted by: Cuspid at March 31, 2011 6:15 AM

I cannot believe that strict voter ID is not on this list.

unless we are being all principled today, and this is not, strictly, a matter under federal purview.


great checklist, anyway, I'm going to print copies of it to use as campaign season heats up.

Posted by: prochazka_the_insane at March 31, 2011 7:08 AM

Just a little warning. The federal debt can indeed be paid down or off by selling the federal land, and since there should be little federal land in any event this seems a good idea. But if we do not first take the federal monkey off our backs, we shall really only have paid to keep him on a while longer.

Posted by: james wilson at March 31, 2011 9:47 AM