November 2, 2016

The Hillary Curse

"I curse CLINTON’S head and all the hairs of Clinton’s head; I curse Clinton’s face, Clinton’s brain (innermost thoughts), Clinton’s mouth, Clinton’s nose, Clinton’s tongue, Clinton’s teeth, Clinton’s forehead, Clinton’s shoulders, Clinton’s breast, Clinton’s heart, Clinton’s stomach, Clinton’s back, Clinton’s womb, Clinton’s arms, Clinton’s legs, Clinton’s hands, Clinton’s feet, and every part of Clinton’s body, from the top of Clinton’s head to the soles of Clinton’s feet, before and behind, within and without."

"I curse CLINTON going and I curse her riding; I curse her standing and I curse her sitting; I curse her eating and I curse her drinking; I curse her rising, and I curse her lying; I curse her at home, I curse her away from home; I curse her within the house, I curse her outside of the house; I curse Clinton’s dykes, Clinton’s child, and Clinton’s slaves, black and white and wise Latina and Islamic whores who participate in Clinton’s deeds. I curse Clinton’s crops, Clinton’s cattle, Clinton’s wool, Clinton’s sheep, Clinton’s horses, Clinton’s swine, Clinton’s geese, Clinton’s hens, and all Clinton’s livestock. I curse Clinton’s halls, Clinton’s chambers, Clinton’s kitchens, Clinton’s stanchions, Clinton’s barns, Clinton’s cowsheds, Clinton’s barnyards, Clinton’s cabbage patches, Clinton’s plows, Clinton’s harrows, and the goods and houses that are necessary for Clinton’s sustenance and welfare."

"May all the malevolent wishes and curses ever known, since the beginning of the world, to this hour, light on CLINTON. May the malediction of God, that fell upon Lucifer and all his fellows, that cast her from the high Heaven to the deep hell, light upon her."

"May the fire and the sword that stopped Adam from the gates of Paradise, stop CLINTON from the glory of Heaven, until she forebear, and make amends."

"May the evil that fell upon cursed Cain, when he slew his brother Abel, needlessly, fall on CLINTON for the needless slaughter that she commits daily."

"May the malediction that fell upon all the world, man and beast, and all that ever took life, when all were drowned by the flood of Noah, except Noah and his ark, fall upon CLINTON and drown her, ankle and cankle, and make this realm free of her,and her wicked sins."

"May the thunder and lightning which rained down upon Sodom and Gomorra and all the lands surrounding them, and burned them for their vile sins, rain down upon CLINTON and burn her for her open sins. May the evil and confusion that fell on the Gigantis for his oppression and pride in building the Tower of Babylon, confound her and all her works."

"May all the plagues that fell upon Pharaoh and his people of Egypt, their lands, crops and cattle, fall upon CLINTON, her staff, her explainers, her mansions, her boy and girl whores.”

"May the waters of the Mississippi and other waters which CLINTON use, drown her, as the Red Sea drowned King Pharoah and the people of Egypt, preserving God's people of Israel."

"May the earth open, split and cleave, and swallow CLINTON straight to hell, as it swallowed cursed Dathan and Abiron, who disobeyed Moses and the command of God."

"May the wild fire that reduced Thore and his followers to two-hundred-fifty in number, and others from 14,000 to 7,000 at anys, usurping against Moses and Aaron, servants of God, suddenly burn and consume CLINTON daily, for opposing the commands of God and Holy Church."

"May the malediction that suddenly fell upon fair Absolom, riding through the wood against his father, King David, when the branches of a tree knocked him from his horse and hanged him by the hair, fall upon and hang CLINTON the same way, that all the world may see."

"May the malediction that fell upon Nebuchadnezzar's lieutenant, Olifernus, making war and savagery upon true christian men; the malediction that fell upon Judas, Pilate, Herod, and the Jews that crucified Our Lord; and all the plagues and troubles that fell on the city of Jerusalem therefore, and upon Simon Magus for his treachery, bloody Nero, Ditius Magcensius, Olibrius, Julianus Apostita and the rest of the cruel tyrants who slew and murdered Christ's holy servants, fall upon CLINTON for her cruel tyranny and murder of Christian people."

"And may all the vengeance that ever was taken since the world began, for open sins, and all the plagues and pestilence that ever fell on man or beast, fall on CLINTON for Clinton’s openly evil ways, senseless slaughter and shedding of innocent blood."

"I sever and part CLINTON from the church of God, and deliver her immediately to the devil of hell, as the Apostle Paul delivered Corinth. I bar the entrance of all places she come to, for divine service and ministration of the sacraments of holy church, and I forbid all churchmen to hear Clinton’s confession or to absolve her of sins, until she are first humbled / subjugated by this curse."

"I forbid all Christian men or women to have any company with CLINTON, eating, drinking, speaking, praying, lying, going, standing, or in any other deed-doing, under the pain of deadly sin."

"I discharge all bonds, acts, contracts, oaths, made to CLINTON by any persons, out of loyalty, kindness, or personal duty, so long as she sustain this cursing, by which no man will be bound to her, and this will be binding on all men."

"I take from CLINTON, and cast down all the good deeds that ever she did, or shall do, until she rise from this cursing."

"I declare CLINTON excluded from all matins, masses, evening prayers, funerals or other prayers, on book or bead (rosary); of all pilgrimages and alms deeds done, or to be done in holy church or be Christian people, while this curse is in effect."

"And, finally, I condemn CLINTON perpetually to the deep pit of hell, there to remain with Lucifer and all his fellows, and Clinton’s body to the gallows of Burrow moor, first to be hanged, then ripped and torn by dogs, swine, and other wild beasts, abominable to all the world.

[ With apologies to Carlisle: The Cursing Stone]


Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 2, 2016 3:38 AM
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"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

Thanks Gerard, I guess I'm not alone.

Posted by: Denny at November 2, 2016 5:54 AM

If that doesn't work, nothing will. I feel much better now.

Posted by: ahem at November 2, 2016 6:33 AM

But you forgot a few things: her brain stem, her liver, her semicircular canals, her mitochondrial DNA...

Posted by: ahem at November 2, 2016 6:40 AM

Imprecatorially speaking, that was some fine maledicitionizing, sir.

Posted by: Jewel at November 2, 2016 6:56 AM

Welp.....that oughtta do it. I will repeat at least twice daily, plus keep my fingers crossed.

Posted by: Dinah at November 2, 2016 7:23 AM

Um.... so what are you saying here??

Posted by: Andrew X at November 2, 2016 7:45 AM

Jewel wins the best comment award.

Posted by: Casey Klahn at November 2, 2016 8:04 AM

If the Church were once more The One, True and Holy, such a malediction would carry all the weight and flaming brilliance of Heaven against her. But there are many Whores of Babylon, eagerly waiting their turn in her sick bed. I wonder if it would be a sin to say such a prayer. Hard to tell with the cancer of nice and toleration clogging the synapses. Even so, AMEN!

Posted by: Jewel at November 2, 2016 1:18 PM

Amen, brother. Amen

Posted by: Stevan Naylor at November 2, 2016 4:28 PM

Maledictions. No one in public life is more deserving than HRC. She's impervious,for now, of her implosion.

Posted by: Nori at November 2, 2016 8:50 PM

Since God is not in the "cursing business" in this dispensation of grace (notice, grace is the polar opposite of the imprecatory judgement which you implore); and, NOT that I appreciate nor approve of a single aspect of Hiligula's very being; would it not be appropriate and more God honoring to simply pray that she be saved by the freely offered grace of God to all sinful men...

Rom 5:15-18... "But not as the offense, so also is the FREE GIFT. For if through the offense of one many be dead, much more the grace of God, and the GIFT by grace, which is by one man, Jesus Christ, hath abounded unto many. And not as it was by one that sinned, so is the GIFT: for the judgment was by one to condemnation, but the FREE GIFT is of many offenses unto justification. For if by one man's offense death reigned by one; much more they which receive abundance of grace and of the GIFT OF RIGHTEOUSNESS shall reign in life by one, Jesus Christ.) Therefore as by the offense of one judgment came upon all men to condemnation; even so by the righteousness of one the FREE GIFT came upon all men unto justification of life."

...seeing the error of her ways and perhaps even changing them for the better?

Just a thought.

1 Tim 2:1-4... "I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men; For kings, and for all that are in authority; that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty. For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Savior; Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth."

"And may all the vengeance that ever was taken since the world began, for open sins, and all the plagues and pestilence that ever fell on man or beast, fall on CLINTON for Clinton’s openly evil ways, senseless slaughter and shedding of innocent blood."

It is exactly such vengeance which God the Father poured out upon His most precious Son that enables a man to be saved today. Christ took the punishment you, me and Hiligula so richly deserve that God might spare wretches like us, making us into His own ambassadors of grace and peace.

2 Cor 5:19-21... "To wit, that God was in Christ, RECONCILING the world unto himself, NOT IMPUTING their trespasses unto them; and hath COMMITTED UNTO US the word of RECONCILIATION. Now then we are ambassadors for Christ, as though God did beseech you BY US: we pray you in Christ's stead, BE YE RECONCILED TO GOD. For he hath MADE HIM TO BE SIN FOR US, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him."

Amen and amen. It is far easier to curse than it is to forgive. Yet God forgave us all and judged His Son on our behalf.

Titus 3:3-7... "For we ourselves also were sometimes foolish, disobedient, deceived, serving divers lusts and pleasures, living in malice and envy, hateful, and hating one another. But after that the kindness and love of God our Saviour toward man appeared, Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost; Which he shed on us abundantly through Jesus Christ our Savior; That being justified by his grace, we should be made heirs according to the hope of eternal life."

His longsuffering grace will not last forever. Avail yourself of the gift while it is still freely offered. Judgement and wrath (everything you just prayed for) will eventually come to all who accept it not.

grace and peace...

Posted by: grace country pastor at November 3, 2016 7:54 AM


Posted by: tomaig at November 3, 2016 8:51 AM

Most of all, I curse her enabling voters ...

Posted by: G6loq at November 4, 2016 10:17 AM