October 7, 2013

The Average Female Face Of Different Countries


A global update Via the much maligned and much admired Chateau Heartiste which notes:

- As perhaps has been noted before on this blog and by numerous others, averaging the faces of multiple women appears to improve the looks of the final amalgam. The softening of asymmetrical protuberances and the converging toward the Golden Ratio can explain much of this phenomenon. However…

- The degrees of symmetry, softening and feminization in the female amalgams are not distributed equally among all population groups. While most of
these women meet the minimum bangableness threshold for all but the most discerning (or Pointy Elbow Syndrome suffering) men, some clearly stand out as superior specimens of stiffy inspiration. As it seems is the usual in these international pulchritude comparisons, Ukraine, Russia and the Mediterranean minxes come out looking the best.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 7, 2013 7:32 PM
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The eyes. The eyes! My God, the gals from Germany, Holland, and Ukraine look right into you and say, "Am I God's gift to you poor mortals or what?"


Posted by: Lance de Boyle at October 7, 2013 2:18 PM

I'm partial to "phuying thai" myself, having spent a lot of time in Thailand, but I wouldn't be embarrassed to be seen with any of these fine specimens (whether they would with me is, of course, another question). But, sorry, I just don't see anything special about the Ukrainian/Russian girls. They're certainly attractive, but they don't stand out from the crowd to me.

Posted by: waltj at October 7, 2013 2:23 PM

Swedish girls are predictably nummy

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 7, 2013 3:15 PM

"Miss Korea" looks mighty good to me.

But then, I have a soft spot in my head for Oriental women.

Hale Adams
Pikesville, People's Democratic Republic of Maryland

Posted by: Hale Adams at October 7, 2013 5:51 PM

Obviously an unbridled fantasy on the part of the "researchers"......

All those girls are smiling. When's the last time you saw that?

Posted by: Rob De Witt at October 7, 2013 6:27 PM

In the Metropolitan Market, just about 20 minutes ago.

Posted by: vanderleun at October 7, 2013 6:29 PM

Greece, Spain, Italy, Israel. And having spent considerable time in Italy I can tell you that from North to South and East to West it's a fox farm. And my wife says the same thing about the men.

Posted by: glenn at October 7, 2013 7:26 PM

Wow! Scratch a Russian and you wound a Mongol. Hahaha!

Posted by: Gray at October 7, 2013 9:28 PM

Ukrain, Greece, Poland. Where is USA ?

Posted by: Ostinato at October 7, 2013 9:58 PM

USA: That's all of them.

Posted by: JB at October 8, 2013 2:08 AM

Don't we watch Miss Universe for the same thing?

Posted by: newton at October 8, 2013 7:27 AM

The Korea image is misleading, since the majority of women in the country have gone under the knife to look more like anime characters.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 8, 2013 8:22 AM

Viewing the photos, I can only conclude that all clean healthy women are beautiful. There's no doubt that yours truly is a fully out of the closet heterosexual. It must be noted that married and monogamous doesn't destroy appreciation for some of God's greatest creations.

Posted by: Guaman at October 8, 2013 9:17 AM

There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun: a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere.

Posted by: chasmatic at October 8, 2013 10:27 AM

It is even less possible to have a Brazilian composite than one from the USA. They are white, brown, and black in that order.

What is the composite of Hillary and Michelle? That would be a hoot, but probably an improvement. Anything would be an improvement. At least Bill thought so.

Posted by: james wilson at October 8, 2013 10:59 AM

James, there's not a bovine category. Nor a canine one for that matter.

Posted by: chasmatic at October 8, 2013 4:07 PM

I'm with waltj. The Ukranian and Russian composites are nice, but they aren't superior to the others. Oh well, de gustibus non est disputandum.

Posted by: Grizzly at October 8, 2013 6:33 PM

I think the Netherlands looks the most classically beautiful, although they truly are all lovely. I'm roughly half German ancestry and half English and was surprised to see that the German composite is a pretty good match; none of the others are even close.

Posted by: RigelDog at October 10, 2013 5:46 AM

@James Wilson--What's the midpoint between the maniacal Joker smile and an angry scowl?

Posted by: Jason in KT at October 10, 2013 1:03 PM