May 3, 2011

Stop the Presses!... Again: Third Press Run of NYTimes Revealed

This just in from the always retrotesticular Rodger the Real King of France

The New York Times was in the middle of a press run when news of Operation Kill-Bin broke:
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After minimal discussion, said Vice President of Corporate Communications, Eileen Murphy, at 12:45 am the already printed front pages were destroyed and the new version printed:
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However, I have learned from a reliable Barn Army source that there were in fact three runs:
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Posted by Vanderleun at May 3, 2011 8:11 AM
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LMAO, "Retrotesticular"!

Posted by: Casca at May 3, 2011 9:20 AM

He's still processing crepuscular.

Posted by: Vanderleun at May 3, 2011 11:12 AM

"Mr. bin Laden killed by U.S. forces in Pakistan. Women and children said to suffer most."

Yep, no more pre-schools, no more medical clinics, no more goodies from the "sheik." I know it must be true, Patty Murray told us so - shortly after 9/11.

Posted by: Jimmy J. at May 3, 2011 3:45 PM
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