May 16, 2013

More Obama I Say. MORE O!-BA!-MA!


In the afterglow of the last week I have come to realize that what is deeply wrong with this country is that so far we have neither heard enough nor seen enough of President Obama.

I now think we need to see more. Much more. We need to bask in his warm visage and be lulled with the hum of his valved voice. We need to have a morning message from the President every day on all cable news channel. Indeed, we need to have it broadcast on all TV channels, especially ESPN and other places where citizens dodge their need to know the truth and their duty to look up from their coffee and upon the wonderful latte-tanned visage that is Obama.

We need to see his face with his honeyed message oozing out of his mouth in the lead-in to Good Morning America and Fox and Friends both without fear or favoritism.

Weather Channel too.

We need to have Barack Obama’s message, whatever it might be on whatever day, delivered dripping from his lips to all of us on the front page of whatever newspaper we are still reading online with a video-embed set on autoplay.

We need to have Obama's dulcet tones crooning his soothing message as the lead-in to NPR’s Morning Edition and that thing most considered among All Things Considered.

We need to have Obama's lilting phrases replace the bumper music at the top of Rush Limbaugh’s show.

In short, we cannot have enough of listening to the President tell us what he’s thinking and what the right way to think about what he’s thinking is.

We need to hear his inspiring words and see his craggy and indomitable face every day. We need to look and look again upon that clear eye, square jaw, and firm forehead leaning ever "Forward" and asking for our spare five bucks. We need this every single day.

I am in ernest about this. I will even pay higher taxes to make this so. We need, in the most urgent and important way, to see the wonder that is Barack Obama.... All. The. Time.

I hope that his coming testimony to the Congress, and to the special prosecutor, and to a grateful nation of church ladies in wild hats is only the beginning of this program of all Obama all the time!

This then is my solemn prayer. in the words of that most holy and revered of Presidents, George W. Bush, "LORD, MAKE OBAMA APPEAR IN THE FACE OF ALL. BRING. IT. ON. 'Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die'."

Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 16, 2013 6:24 PM
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I'm part of a pilot program where the Government gives a free 60 inch TV! It only picks up one channel though, and there is no off button.

I like the Two Minutes Of Hate Show and I have learned to love Big Barack.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at May 16, 2013 7:29 PM

Jim Taranto's "Best of the Web" today featured the following:

"What Would Bulworth Do?: Barack Obama's bizarre movie Idol.":

"A New York Times story on President Obama's plague of scandal contains this eyebrow-raising revelation:

'Yet Mr. Obama also expresses exasperation. In private, he has talked longingly of "going Bulworth," a reference to a little-remembered 1998 Warren Beatty movie about a senator who risked it all to say what he really thought.'"

Now, Taranto thinks it is unlikely, and he is probably correct in that, but I pray for it as a consummation devoutly to be wished.

Posted by: Fat Man at May 16, 2013 7:39 PM

All OBAMA, all the TIME, would be great; but the man is wasting away by the minute.

Michelle's getting to the buffet first? Anorexia? AIDS? Someone, please, promise me our Glorious Leader will be with us always!

Posted by: raincityjazz at May 16, 2013 7:39 PM

The 49% that support him and other obviously disgraceful, disreputable, despicable, dishonorable politicians and ideologues want the freebees and supported life. They want the government to be their parent. Nothing will reach them. They vote in their self interest. Let's see.. hard work vs
hand out. Which wins ? ... Reason vs emotion. Which wins ? ..... sacrifice vs gratification
... ......

Posted by: Grace at May 16, 2013 11:34 PM

Sign.Me.Up. I need me more Obama!

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at May 17, 2013 3:42 AM

Sign.Me.Up. I need me more Obama!

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at May 17, 2013 3:42 AM

Done and Done, Joan!

Posted by: vanderleun at May 17, 2013 7:38 AM

We need loudspeakers in every neighborhood and city replaying dear leaders' speeches; we need daily mandatory morning excercises led by dear leaders' beautiful frau!

Posted by: pinklady at May 17, 2013 7:39 AM

I almost puked.

Posted by: BillH at May 17, 2013 9:41 AM

Oh yes, give us M.O.R.E. M.O.R.E. M.O.R.E., more fffffffolks, more grey hair, more laughing, more smiling, we just can't get enough!

Posted by: post*tenebras*lux at May 17, 2013 12:31 PM

Yes more please! I think a soft drink and a candy bar emblazoned with der leaders visage for the kiddies and let's us not forget Barack collector cards each packet containing a piece of gum while the cards themselves proclaim his heroic deeds! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh the joy of it all!

Posted by: candybama at May 18, 2013 12:16 AM

Jeepers, Gerard, the man is doing the best he can! Hasn't he thrust himself into every national occasion, sporting or otherwise?

But seriously, don't give the Goober any ideas.

Posted by: Ignatz at May 19, 2013 4:48 PM