May 8, 2014

Good Morning: "I’m Andrew Klavan and this is the Revolting Truth."

TRANSCRIPT: The debate is over! The science is settled! Any other point of view in this day and age is hateful. It’s racism straight up. It’s like the civil rights movement never happened! It’s a war on women. Women in this country are under fire as if this were a war. It’s Islamophobic too. And as for gays... well, the debate is over. The time for talking is past. The experts have reached a consensus. We’ve come too far to go back now. The people have decided. The toothpaste is out of the tube. We’re not going to return to the bad old days. Sure, there are some who insist on being anti-science. There are people who are still clinging to their Bibles and their guns. I don’t know why they’re working so hard to keep folks from having health insurance. They want to put y’all back in chains. They want to put women in binders. Don’t they know this is the 21st century? The debate is over. If you disagree, well, you are not welcome here. We’ll sue. We’ll boycott. We’ll get you fired. We’ll revoke your invitation to speak. Because we support diversity. So get on the bandwagon. Fall in line. The debate is over. It’s over! O for o. Ver for ver. Over.

Ap... Ah... up-up-up-up-up. Debate, equal sign, over. Finished. Done. Ssh. The science is settled. The time for talking is past. Any other point of view, well, it’s Fox News. Fox News! It’s Rush Limbaugh. It’s Rush Fox Limbaugh News! It’s old white men. It’s the Koch Brothers. It’s an Islamo-homo-phobic-racist war on women stuck into binders by Rush Limbaugh on Fox News. And the person who made that offensive video will be punished I promise you. The future does not belong to those who have any other point of view. Because we have bi-partisan agreement. The science is settled. The experts have reached a consensus. The time for talking is past. The debate is over.

This message has been brought to you by Barack Obama, the Democrat party, an assorted collection of Marxist knuckleheads, but I repeat myself, the news media, but I repeat myself repeating myself, and Brandeis University. And Rutgers University. And ACT UP. And Planned Parenthood. And Barack Obama. Again. Visit us at the debate-is-over-you’re-being-audited-you’

I’m Andrew Klavan with the revolting truth.

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Posted by gerardvanderleun at May 8, 2014 7:55 AM
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Simply excellent.

Posted by: Lorne at May 8, 2014 6:16 AM

Know why sociolism-LIEberalism (SL) is so popular?

It's easy.
All you have to do is abolish shame and embarrassment and ideal.

You have to act like a young child.
You have to turn off 3/4 of your brain.
You have to have to be mean and spiteful.
You have to aspire to the worst of humanity.

The public education system in the US has created a sufficiently retarded down population that cannot rise above itself and squalors in the gutter contempt, despair, sloth, vileness, and envy.

It's hard to have principles.
It's hard to treat others with basic respect.
It's hard to not lie continuously.
It's hard to not be narcissistic.
It's hard to be an adult.
It's hard to think.

Posted by: ghostsniper at May 8, 2014 6:36 AM

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Posted by: james wilson at May 8, 2014 10:28 AM

In my opinion that is brilliant! And that opinion is irrevocable. It's settled. And I will not stand for anyone saying otherwise. I'll sit down. Because I'm a Conservative.

Posted by: Michael Richards at May 8, 2014 11:49 AM

When are we going to stop endlessly diagnosing the problem and start following a prescription?

Posted by: Scott M at May 8, 2014 12:59 PM


Agreed but what prescription? The heathen progressives now in charge would probably want to force billions of dollars into programs and self-help books on astrology or voodoo or maybe soma for the masses in our brave new world?

Posted by: Denny at May 8, 2014 1:33 PM

Have we settled the "more mass vs. higher velocity" issue yet?

Posted by: Roger Drew Williams at May 8, 2014 6:05 PM

Boots on the ground and steel in hand is the only way to affect change. We have gone too far for civil discourse.

This guy saw it back in the 50s:

“The individual is handicapped by coming face-to-face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists. The American mind simply has not come to a realization of the evil which has been introduced into our midst. It rejects even the assumption that human creatures could espouse a philosophy which must ultimately destroy all that is good and decent." - J. Edgar Hoover The Elks Magazine (August 1956)

Posted by: chasmatic at May 8, 2014 8:01 PM

Before you can have a prescription you have to define the ailment.

The ailment is people that believe they have the right, the authority, and the responsibility to tell others what to do.

From oshithead down to the lowest gov't employee, they all believe they are your owner.

They own you primarily through threats.

If you do not obey their threats, they have an army they will send out to your location to,
1. threaten you further,
2. cage you,
3. beat you,
3. steal your stuff,
4. kill you.

Keep in mind they do not follow a numerical order and can jump right to number 4 instantly.

Your prescription has a variety of levels to it.

1. You must recognize that anybody and everybody in this country is now your potential enemy.

Your wife may snitch you out to prevent gov't thugs from stealing her children or killing her.

Your community may offer your neighbor a reward for turning you in, anonymously of course.

The local jackboots may target you for any number of false or made up reasons.

The IRS, after finding you voted for Dole back in 96 decided to audit you.

2. You must make it very difficult for any of the people above to target you, whatever it takes.

You must lessen your chances of becoming victimized by the system.

Only you can figure this out as my solution(s) may not work to your advantage.

2. If continuously living until such time that nature, illness, or accident claims your life, you need to define how important your life is.

If you believe you are not worthy, if your life is no different than the snail darter, than read no more as you will get your justice in time.

If, however, you believe your life is the most important thing on this planet, and that no one gets to own even 1 minute of it, and that there are hundreds of thousands of potential attackers out there just waiting for you to give them the opportunity to take advantage of you, your mission is clear.

You must understand that you are alone, or, at best, you can create a small association of like minded people to look out for each other and defend each other, until death.

At the base, you are alone.

When you sleep, and other times, when associations may not be able to assist you.

Therefore it is your responsibility to protect your life, no matter what.

It's always been this way.

Since Cain slew Able, or was it the other way around?, it has been the individuals right and responsibility to protect himself.

In recent years, say, the last 150 years or so, people have been lulled into the notion that they do not have to protect themselves because gov't entities will do that, for a fee.

But even that is a mere supposition.

No one is responsible for you except you.

Get used to that idea and expand upon it.

The time for decisions is behind you, you should already be up to speed on these things as warranting circumstances have been brewing and escalating for at least the past 3 decades or more.

There is no excuse for ignorance in this regard, there is only laziness.


Posted by: ghostsniper at May 9, 2014 6:47 AM