October 7, 2014

“Creed” By Steve Turner

We believe in Marx, Freud,and Darwin.

We believe everything is OK as long as you don’t hurt anyone to the best of your definition of hurt, and to the best of your knowledge.

We believe in sex before, during, and after marriage. We believe in the therapy of sin. We believe that adultery is fun. We believe that sodomy’s OK. We believe that taboos are taboo.

We believe that everything’s getting better despite evidence to the contrary. The evidence must be investigated. And you can prove anything with evidence.

We believe there’s something in horoscopes, UFO’s. and bent spoons.

Jesus was a good man just like Buddha, Muhammed, and ourselves. He was a good moral teacher though we think His good morals were bad.

We believe that all religions are basically the same-at least the one that we read was. They all believe in love and goodness. They only differ on matters of creation, sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.

We believe that after death comes the Nothing because when you ask the dead what happens they say nothing. If death is not the end, if the dead have lied, then its compulsory heaven for all excepting perhaps Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Kahn

We believe in Masters and Johnson.

What’s selected is average. What’s average is normal. What’s normal is good.

We believe in total disarmament. We believe there are direct links between warfare and bloodshed. Americans should beat their guns into tractors. And the Russians would be sure to follow.

We believe that man is essentially good. It’s only his behavior that lets him down. This is the fault of society. Society is the fault of conditions. Conditions are the fault of society.

We believe that each man must find the truth that is right for him. Reality will adapt accordingly. The universe will readjust. History will alter. We believe that there is no absolute truth excepting the truth that there is no absolute truth.

We believe in the rejection of creeds, And the flowering of individual thought.

If chance be the Father of all flesh, disaster is his rainbow in the sky and when you hear

State of Emergency! Sniper Kills Ten! Troops on Rampage! Whites go Looting! Bomb Blasts School!

It is but the sound of man worshiping his maker.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 7, 2014 8:29 AM
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Posted by: chasmatic at October 7, 2014 9:16 AM

"We believe in Marx, Freud,and Darwin."

So what? So did Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, and Mao.

This guy believes in every thing I don't. I wouldn't let him in my house, talk to my children, drink my beer or let him pet my cat.

Posted by: Denny at October 7, 2014 9:44 AM

Actually, Denny, I gather that the writer (Steve Turner?) is condemning those beliefs, not expressing them.

But he's painting with an awfully broad brush. I don't know anyone who has expressed all these beliefs. I doubt I know anyone who doesn't believe at least one or two of them.

There is at least one of us out here who doesn't fit into either prescribed pigeonhole.

Posted by: Joel at October 7, 2014 10:27 AM

Thanks Joel, you're right. It's just that I keep hearing that same gibberish being sincerely spoken all around me. It's in the media big time, in our neighbors and in many of our own families.

Unfortunately I believe there are thousands if not millions of Americans out there at present that would sign this creed in a New York minute. Just talk to a "Occupier" sometime.

Posted by: Denny at October 7, 2014 11:01 AM

Well, then we can confirm that there a millions of Americans that are dumber than a post hole and deserve to buried head down in one.

Posted by: Van der Leun at October 7, 2014 11:10 AM

That whole thing was written by a child.

Posted by: ghostsniper at October 7, 2014 1:36 PM

Thanks for writing it down. :-)

Posted by: AbigailAdams at October 8, 2014 3:49 AM

Where you coming from Abbie?

Posted by: chasmatic at October 8, 2014 5:33 AM

This is a perfect Syllabus of Errors for our time. If you believe even ONE single thing on this list, you are doing it wrong and are infected with the philosophy of liberalism.

Posted by: Alexander of America at October 8, 2014 7:00 AM

"Hey, it's all relative, man."

Posted by: Rob De Witt at October 8, 2014 3:51 PM