August 20, 2004

Cindy Calls for Volunteers

CINDY'S PLEA: "I'm one family mishap away from a permanent Howard Dean bellicosity. I'm warning you. Just when I got my momentum up, mom goes in the hospital. Fortunately, I am the tactical alternative to the Plame leak, so the press will stick around until I can get a blood-thinner sponsorship.

"But I'm not going away. I need another opportunistic, bitter old harridan to step up in my place -- a surrogate if you will. But you must have had a your son killed in combat under this administration -- or I can't use you.

"Not that the loss of your son is the actual focus. That's just the air horn that gets you to the front of the qeue.

"Email me if you want to have my political baby."

Posted by Vanderleun at August 20, 2004 10:33 AM
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