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Memo to the Marching Morons: “Everything’s changed. I’m fully Ukrained. Aren’t you?”

I wonder what might be the narrative shifts found in tonight’s STOU… assuming they can find a crack suppository potent enough to make their “Presidential” corpse squeak in front of the nation for a quaint little fireside chat. [My money is on the various TV tools to wonder at the “powerful rhetoric of the shortest, bestest STOU speech ever.”]

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  • BillH March 1, 2022, 9:18 AM

    Sorry, I’m not doing Qaz anymore..

  • FLSTF March 1, 2022, 10:38 AM

    Right after Biden’s lie-a-thon broadcast this evening, Ben Shapiro will be doing his own SOTU on youtube and other outlets- dismantling all of Biden’s lies, BS, and excuses.
    I guarantee it will be awesome.

  • James ONeil March 1, 2022, 11:01 AM

    Is Biden’s teleprompter cyber-attackable?

  • ghostsniper March 1, 2022, 11:23 AM

    There’s nothing that criminal can say that would interest me in the least.
    If I could be assured of seeing it drop dead on live TV then I would watch.
    Watching a criminal head get blowed clean off would be highly entertaining.
    –pink mist

  • Lance de Boyle March 1, 2022, 11:25 AM

    1. Shits his pants. 5 to 1.
    2. False teeth fall out. 4 to 1.
    3. Calls Putin “Valdez Putana.” 4 to 1.
    4. Calls Ukraine “Uranium.” 2 to 1.
    5. Clacks teeth together, 1000 yard stare at camera for at least 8 seconds, while saying, “uuhhhhhhhhh.”
    6. Side of face falls off revealing wires and LEDs. 50 to 1.
    7. Yanks catheter out, waves it around. “Lookie this!”

    • Brian_E March 6, 2022, 10:00 AM

      Well Lance, regarding #4: he did call Ukraine ‘Iran’.

      Close enough?

    • Brian_E March 6, 2022, 10:07 AM

      …lets try this again (first try just ‘disappeared’ upon clicking the [Submit] button.

      regarding #4: Is calling Ukraine ‘Iran’ close enough?

  • TN Tuxedo March 1, 2022, 11:42 AM

    You forgot one, Lance:

    Calls the president of Ukraine “Saul Alinsky”. Even odds.

  • Dirk March 1, 2022, 12:01 PM

    No chance we would even consider watching that baboon. He, his neocons, Dem party and MIC could very well fuck around causing WWIII.

    If you friends are not battening down the hatch’s, consider doing so. What is it one year 33 days. Incredible the damage this shit Stain’s managed to create, almost like it’s intentional.

    • Mike Austin March 1, 2022, 12:41 PM

      I seems intentional because it is intentional. The destruction of Heritage America and the enslavement of those who refuse the ministrations of the elites has long been planned. Formerly behind the scenes and well-hidden, now it has appeared in full force right out in the open. Fake president, fake media, fake war scare, fake pandemic, fake law, fake government: false flags, depravity, corruption and mendacity all around. The only thing objectively real about the ruling class is its obscenity.

      This damn government in Washington DC begs judgement and destruction. Deus vult.

      • Dirk March 1, 2022, 4:49 PM

        Brother, we agree on far more then not!. The problem,,,,,we’ll the problem is this, sacrifice will accompany one’s actions, an accountability, be it death or lock down. That sacrifice is simply to great for me personally at this time in space.

        Media coverage would be of a mad man, a Heathen who killed some poor govt man or woman, or college prof, or media liar, doing their jobs, regardless of their crimes against We The People. Frankly my chosen targets, are very deserving of a slow and painful death, not the bullet to the brain, out of simple expediency.

        Tic Toc!
        Three can keep a secret if two are dead.

        • Mike Austin March 2, 2022, 6:39 AM

          Neither one of us has the desire or the ability to take the knee to the demons who boldly claim to rule over us. Better for us to be dead than to grant them sovereignty over our lives and our loves. May God grant us the strength to send many of them to Him before we leave this earth.

  • jwm March 1, 2022, 12:35 PM

    I hope the docs slip him just a little too much Adderall. I’d love to hear that he got to the podium, spaced out, and just rambled incoherent nonsense until the networks cut him off to save face.


    • Brian_E March 6, 2022, 10:05 AM

      ….or had a fatal heart attack and/or stroke.

      But – no such luck.

  • SoylentGreen March 1, 2022, 4:22 PM

    Actually, I’d like to see a whole mob of cops come in and make a number of arrests while Biden is mumbling.

    • Mike Austin March 1, 2022, 4:43 PM

      Biden wouldn’t notice. He would just keep mumbling.

  • Dirk March 2, 2022, 7:09 AM

    Not only did we NOT watch the douche bag, we are not listening to reviews of the sad state of affairs.

  • Brian_E March 6, 2022, 10:06 AM

    I suffered through it – and found it to be more of a ‘State of the War Over in Ukraine’, that SOTU.