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BREAKING NON-NEWS: Media Mouthpieces Because Idiot + Kaptain Kirk’s Latest Divorce Settlement

MSNBC’s Brian Williams, NYT’s Mara Gay Agree Bloomberg Could Have Given Each American $1 Million With Money He Spent

“When I read it tonight on social media, it kind of all became clear,” Williams said.

The tweet read: “Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads. The U.S. Population, 327 million. He could have given each American $1 million and have had lunch money left over.”

“It’s an incredible way of putting it,” Williams said.

“It’s an incredible way of putting it,” Gay said. “It’s true. It’s disturbing.”

Reflect that this was picked up by a production team at MSNBC, it was then folded into the segment, on-screen art showing the tweet was prepared, both the producers, the anchor, and the “writer” from the New York Times all read it, and NOBODY could do the simple act of long division. What can I say to every single one of these insects other than:

Meanwhile in other news,
William Shatner awarded horse semen in his divorce settlement

Cynics say that divorce is “the fucking you get for the fucking you got,” but this seems a bit extreme.

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  • John Coggeshall March 6, 2020, 12:47 PM

    Hey—ease up—math is hard, if you’re Dim.

  • Denny March 6, 2020, 12:57 PM

    Yeah but,… he could have given every one about $1.50 not counting the postage.

  • Andy Havens March 6, 2020, 2:42 PM

    Of course, had Bloomberg run against either Seinfeld or a tub of horse semen, he still would have lost.

  • ghostsniper March 6, 2020, 2:57 PM

    “Aye Cap’n, the hulls been breached, she ca’ take any more!”

    Kirk walks away with a 5 gallon bucket of horse jizz.

    Hey MSFNBC, maff iz har!

  • jwm March 6, 2020, 3:28 PM

    …and here I thought I was gonna get a million bucks.
    Dang. Can’t believe anyone.


  • Snakepit Kansas March 6, 2020, 4:07 PM

    Being off a single decimal point is one thing, but this is a catastrophically grave math error. Those two are dumb as a bag of hair.

    Tub of horse semen. Gallons of horse jizz..jajajaja!!!

  • Vanderleun March 6, 2020, 4:41 PM

    And… it’s… HAVENS FOR THE WIN!

  • TwoDogs March 6, 2020, 5:39 PM

    Maff be hard ! Stoopid, stoopid Negro Barbie.

  • Jack March 7, 2020, 7:14 AM

    Lil Sheniqua be speaking for the tribe: He got a lotta money, why don’t he GIVE it to ery’bady?

    TNB and WTF!! All of them are immersed in the idea that someone who has worked to make his fortune should just open his wallet and give them a big chunk of it and that kind of idiocy is one major reason we have so many unhappy people. Fucking parasites.

  • nobody atall March 7, 2020, 10:51 AM

    (1) just goes to show you that nobody gets into a career in the g-d corporate mass media by being competent in math or science. Believe nothing they say, and if they are saying numbers, believe the opposite.
    (2) horses aside, what a shame that a fun-loving guy who understands that his acting career does not qualify him for pope of the world is so very very bad at life choices like marriage. He chose poorly … what, like 4 or 5 times? *shaking head*

  • james wilson March 7, 2020, 12:17 PM

    Good effort for stupid, but nothing will ever match errant Korean Airline pilots Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, and Ho Lee Fuk.