WHEN in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary….
Mayor Peter B. Explains It All to You
byVanderleunonFebruary 11, 2020
I know you’ve been paying less attention to this attempt to be America’s first white gay president than I have. Fortunately, this climber has the Mayor Pete Platitude Generator to explain it all to you.
As the kids say: CREEPY A/F. The visible contact lenses just add to the crawliness. He gets the Jeffrey Dahmer award for “Candidate most likely to have tasted human flesh”.
JWM
ghostsniperFebruary 11, 2020, 2:47 PM
Saw it on video recently for the first and hopefully last time.
It is a hollow form, that is, absent of core.
It is a product of a morally and intellectually bankrupt environment.
And, it publicly admits to taking dicks in it’s ass.
How disgusting and reprehensible can you get?
This is the best they have and that should tell everybody something.
Anyway, Trumps gonna mop the floor with whatever they drag out there.
“……And after that, I’ll be gettin’ me some mighty fine ass.”
ghostsniperFebruary 11, 2020, 3:00 PM
One more thing. Watching Buttplug on video and it occurred to me that both it and obama were very poor speakers, no matter what the media claims. As we all know the media has been lying and bootlicking for ages. The problem with both those misfits is they’ve never had to speak on anything of importance in the private sector where words have responsible meaning. They get to say whatever they want and they cannot be held financially or criminally accountable. At the conference table I would those 2 children squirming immediately and within minutes they would be screaming and running for the door. I know this because I have designed custom homes and buildings for plenty of lawyers, professors, and politicians and when it is THEIR money on the line they turn white and shut the hell up, looking to me for guidance. I’ve done lot’s of hand holding in this business.
Neither of those 2 horrifying creatures would make it past the level of a greasy spoon fry cook in the private sector and only in the vastly criminal gov’t environ do they have a voice at all. And to understand that millions of people are in support of these debased criminals should serve as evidence of the depth of the calamity that faces the future. ammo up!
captfleeFebruary 11, 2020, 4:39 PM
I suppose that the Mayor Pete Platitude Generator is the only game in town now, what with the Tom Friedman Op-Ed Generator apparently having gone the way of all flesh.
My girlfriend was shocked when I explained to her tonight (after news that Biden fled NH for parts south) that the only reason that Biden was chosen as Barry’s VP was as insurance. He was a joke and a gaff machine, know to be corrupt and already had a unsavory rep for ‘inappropriate touching’ of young women.
“Insurance?” she asked. “As in no one in their right (or Left) mind would want Joe Biden as the President of the United States”, I replied.
flyslowFebruary 11, 2020, 5:08 PM
now that was some fine authentic frontier jibberish . .
Re: mayor pete
smarmy: revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness
NoriFebruary 11, 2020, 8:52 PM
Ghost summed up Mayor Buttwhut very well.
“Only in the vastly criminal gov’t environ do they have a voice at all.”
“They get to say whatever they want and they cannot be held financially or criminally accountable.”
Yet.
JackFebruary 12, 2020, 5:51 AM
So, I suppose that if Pete the Peter Eater and his husband occupy the White House we should just get accustomed to the promise of an unending parade of faggotry and debauchery, including the institution of a weekly Cornhole Olympics in the Lincoln bedroom.
Kathryn of WyomingFebruary 12, 2020, 5:54 AM
Words fail…although his certainly don’t and none of them sense. What a poser.
Millie WoodsFebruary 12, 2020, 8:08 AM
‘We’ll grow the economy from the heart out’.
‘The budget will balance itself’.
‘If you kill your enemy, they win’.
Oops, that’s the gay guy running Canada. Buttigieg just uses more nouns and adjectives.
RayFebruary 12, 2020, 8:41 AM
Mayor Pete is big for the space program. He said he wants to put a man on Uranus.
I guess, from the comments, that these quotes are real. I had supposed they were generated by the Chinese to English algorithm we see in spam. And Ghost, no, I could see Mayor Pete as a host at Sizzler, but you can’t tell me he could cut it as a fry cook.
ghostsniperFebruary 12, 2020, 11:18 AM
Fry cook deputy 2nd assistant?
PA CatFebruary 12, 2020, 4:26 PM
Listen up, dudes: Mayor Pete has some mighty fine (and mighty expensive) advice for y’all about skin care: Seems Bootygag sat down for an interview with Cosmo as part of the magazine’s series of videos on “Candidates Come to Cosmo” about their skin care tips. “When asked about his skin care routine, now a signature Cosmo question, Buttigieg revealed it’s not much more than soap and aftershave.” The interviewer then informed him that he should be using moisturizer: “‘You’re supposed to moisturize,’ she said. ‘You’re running a campaign for president. I’m running a campaign for getting men to moisturize.'”
Wait, there’s more: Mayor Pete’s husband exposed his lie on Twitter. “Shortly after the interview was released, Buttigieg’s husband, Chasten Buttigieg, tweeted out a photo of Kiehl’s Facial Fuel moisturizer, alongside a sentence that simply read, ‘Peter. You moisturize.'”
For the record, Kiehl’s Facial Fuel Energizing Moisture Treatment for Men costs $47.00 for a 4.2-oz tube. I hope Chasten splits the cost with Bootygag.
Defenceless under the night
Our world in stupor lies;
Yet, dotted everywhere,
Ironic points of light
Flash out wherever the Just
Exchange their messages:
May I, composed like them
Of Eros and of dust,
Beleaguered by the same
Negation and despair, Show an affirming flame.
— excerpt from W.H. Auden’s “September 1, 1939”
PAINE IS ALWAYS ON POINT
Lament for the Rohirrim
Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
Where is the hand on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning,
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?
The scientists are in terror
and the European mind stops
Wyndham Lewis chose blindness
rather than have his mind stop.
Night under wind mid garofani,
the petals are almost still
Mozart, Linnaeus, Sulmona,
When one’s friends hate each other
how can there be peace in the world?
Their asperities diverted me in my green time.
A blown husk that is finished
but the light sings eternal
a pale flare over marshes
where the salt hay whispers to tide’s change
Time, space,
neither life nor death is the answer.
And of man seeking good,
doing evil.
In meiner Heimat
where the dead walked
and the living were made of cardboard.
from Preludes
His soul stretched tight across the skies
That fade behind a city block,
Or trampled by insistent feet
At four and five and six o’clock;
And short square fingers stuffing pipes,
And evening newspapers, and eyes
Assured of certain certainties,
The conscience of a blackened street
Impatient to assume the world.
I am moved by fancies that are curled
Around these images, and cling:
The notion of some infinitely gentle
Infinitely suffering thing.
Wipe your hand across your mouth, and laugh;
The worlds revolve like ancient women
Gathering fuel in vacant lots.
— Eliot
ARTIST: CASEY KLAHN
Song of Myself
I CELEBRATE myself, and sing myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.
I loafe and invite my soul,
I lean and loafe at my ease observing a spear of summer grass.
My tongue, every atom of my blood, form’d from this soil, this
air,
Born here of parents born here from parents the same, and their
parents the same,
I, now thirty-seven years old in perfect health begin,
Hoping to cease not till death.
— Walt Whitman
“From a student radical/hippie/leftist of the Free Speech Movement/Vietnam Day Commitee era and a full-on Democratic Liberal in the decades after, I think I’ve evolved a politics that is neither right nor left but is, in its elemental nature, draconian. In the last 20 years, I’ve taken apart my beliefs with a sledgehammer. Now I’ve got to put the surviving parts back together with tweezers and other ‘shabby equipment, always deteriorating’.”
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The scientists are in terror
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Very funny. Needs more gay.
All this cuz he just LOVES penis.
By the reckoning of some (I remain skeptical) he’d be the third, as we had two in a row a while back. NTTAWWT.
another fast talking, polysyllabic purveyor of PC-Rhetorrhea
Pauly al-Ryan, with fondness for the lowermost bowel
Backpfeifengesicht. A face that cries out for a fist.
“I believe we are ready to do compelling things savagely.”
Huh? Whoever wrote that needs his/her ass kicked. Repeatedly.
As the kids say: CREEPY A/F. The visible contact lenses just add to the crawliness. He gets the Jeffrey Dahmer award for “Candidate most likely to have tasted human flesh”.
JWM
Saw it on video recently for the first and hopefully last time.
It is a hollow form, that is, absent of core.
It is a product of a morally and intellectually bankrupt environment.
And, it publicly admits to taking dicks in it’s ass.
How disgusting and reprehensible can you get?
This is the best they have and that should tell everybody something.
Anyway, Trumps gonna mop the floor with whatever they drag out there.
“……And after that, I’ll be gettin’ me some mighty fine ass.”
One more thing. Watching Buttplug on video and it occurred to me that both it and obama were very poor speakers, no matter what the media claims. As we all know the media has been lying and bootlicking for ages. The problem with both those misfits is they’ve never had to speak on anything of importance in the private sector where words have responsible meaning. They get to say whatever they want and they cannot be held financially or criminally accountable. At the conference table I would those 2 children squirming immediately and within minutes they would be screaming and running for the door. I know this because I have designed custom homes and buildings for plenty of lawyers, professors, and politicians and when it is THEIR money on the line they turn white and shut the hell up, looking to me for guidance. I’ve done lot’s of hand holding in this business.
Neither of those 2 horrifying creatures would make it past the level of a greasy spoon fry cook in the private sector and only in the vastly criminal gov’t environ do they have a voice at all. And to understand that millions of people are in support of these debased criminals should serve as evidence of the depth of the calamity that faces the future. ammo up!
I suppose that the Mayor Pete Platitude Generator is the only game in town now, what with the Tom Friedman Op-Ed Generator apparently having gone the way of all flesh.
My girlfriend was shocked when I explained to her tonight (after news that Biden fled NH for parts south) that the only reason that Biden was chosen as Barry’s VP was as insurance. He was a joke and a gaff machine, know to be corrupt and already had a unsavory rep for ‘inappropriate touching’ of young women.
“Insurance?” she asked. “As in no one in their right (or Left) mind would want Joe Biden as the President of the United States”, I replied.
now that was some fine authentic frontier jibberish . .
bugger! forgot the link . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U
Re: mayor pete
smarmy: revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness
Ghost summed up Mayor Buttwhut very well.
“Only in the vastly criminal gov’t environ do they have a voice at all.”
“They get to say whatever they want and they cannot be held financially or criminally accountable.”
Yet.
So, I suppose that if Pete the Peter Eater and his husband occupy the White House we should just get accustomed to the promise of an unending parade of faggotry and debauchery, including the institution of a weekly Cornhole Olympics in the Lincoln bedroom.
Words fail…although his certainly don’t and none of them sense. What a poser.
‘We’ll grow the economy from the heart out’.
‘The budget will balance itself’.
‘If you kill your enemy, they win’.
Oops, that’s the gay guy running Canada. Buttigieg just uses more nouns and adjectives.
Mayor Pete is big for the space program. He said he wants to put a man on Uranus.
I guess, from the comments, that these quotes are real. I had supposed they were generated by the Chinese to English algorithm we see in spam. And Ghost, no, I could see Mayor Pete as a host at Sizzler, but you can’t tell me he could cut it as a fry cook.
Fry cook deputy 2nd assistant?
Listen up, dudes: Mayor Pete has some mighty fine (and mighty expensive) advice for y’all about skin care: Seems Bootygag sat down for an interview with Cosmo as part of the magazine’s series of videos on “Candidates Come to Cosmo” about their skin care tips. “When asked about his skin care routine, now a signature Cosmo question, Buttigieg revealed it’s not much more than soap and aftershave.” The interviewer then informed him that he should be using moisturizer: “‘You’re supposed to moisturize,’ she said. ‘You’re running a campaign for president. I’m running a campaign for getting men to moisturize.'”
Wait, there’s more: Mayor Pete’s husband exposed his lie on Twitter. “Shortly after the interview was released, Buttigieg’s husband, Chasten Buttigieg, tweeted out a photo of Kiehl’s Facial Fuel moisturizer, alongside a sentence that simply read, ‘Peter. You moisturize.'”
For the record, Kiehl’s Facial Fuel Energizing Moisture Treatment for Men costs $47.00 for a 4.2-oz tube. I hope Chasten splits the cost with Bootygag.
The jokes just write themselves. Picture of the well-moisturized couple at the link:
https://ehealthbeautytips.com/pete-buttigiegs-skin-care-routine-has-somehow-become-a-hot-button-issue/
Ol’ Pete, hiked up on all fours on that heavily stained oval rug, giving reach-arounds with wanton abandon. “Where my presidential portrait iz???”
A bunch of double talk platitudes made up by a marketing firm trying to make him out to be a white(er) cock fag version of Obama.